Cock Map

[numeniusa]

*looks for 'cocktography' on the local evening class list*

 

[Guyblue82]

*looks for 'cocktography' on the local evening class list*

Full Masters and PhD in cocktography available. nights and weekend programs for those working full time.

 

[numeniusa]

Full Masters and PhD in cocktography available. nights and weekend programs for those working full time.

Batchelors first, surely?

Line up the batchelors for lesson one.

 

[Artfan2]

*looks for 'cocktography' on the local evening class list*

You'll soon be reading them as well as any map, I'm sure.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The real reason the guys in this thread are "talking with the ladies".

 

[Jakevillines]

Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine. 3 of the top 4. They get kinky up there where it's cold. Maybe the latex keeps you warm? Or the paddling?

I get it. You might get too sweaty where I am. But not always.

 

[Endless_Night]

The real reason the guys in this thread are "talking with the ladies".

Existential, man.


I want him to do straight women now.

Can he? Pretty please! Can he?

*bounces*

 

[hotwords229_A]

The real reason the guys in this thread are "talking with the ladies".

Existential, man.


I want him to do straight women now.

Can he? Pretty please! Can he?

*bounces*

Don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about default’s hot cock.

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^^ It didn’t work \__/

 

[Endless_Night]

^^^ It didn’t work \__/

Aussie and I are too grief-stricken and withdrawn at your apparent disinterest and unavailability to respond properly.

*sobs*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Aussie and I are too grief-stricken and withdrawn at your apparent disinterest and unavailability to respond properly.

*sobs*

But you’re supposed to have the opposite reaction. That video was all a lie!!!

 

[Orchidea73]

Don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about default’s hot cock.

Me and you both.

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about default’s hot cock.

oh god, suddenly I'm having a hard time resisting your blatant sex appeal...

 

[hotwords229_A]

oh god, suddenly I'm having a hard time resisting your blatant sex appeal...

The appeal toward my sex just became hard at this time.

 

[hotwords229_A]

 

[Trekka]

Well.
I know what I’m doing tonight.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Where do I get one of these prostate thingies?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Where do I get one of these prostate thingies?

I’ve heard you can find ones for free in the dumpster behind the hospital, but they’re all extra-large.

 

[default24]

Well.
I know what I’m doing tonight.

That's a pretty in-depth write up. Please report your findings for the rest of the scientific minds in this thread

Where do I get one of these prostate thingies?

Man, I hope you have one already

I’ve heard you can find ones for free in the dumpster behind the hospital, but they’re all extra-large.

They're just gently used. I'm sure it's perfectly fine. I can't believe this thread is still alive

 

[mynameisben]

My wife once told me, "You couldn't find your own cock without a map."

Now I always carry a cock map. Just in case.


Ben

 

[hotwords229_A]

My wife once told me, "You couldn't find your own cock without a map."

Now I always carry a cock map. Just in case.


Ben

Judging from your AV you already have a cock protractor.

 

[mynameisben]

Judging from your AV you already have a cock protractor.

What can I say? I'm a real Boy Scout. "Always be prepared."


Ben

 

[hotwords229_A]

What can I say? I'm a real Boy Scout. "Always be prepared."


Ben

A map, a protractor and, at 52 degrees, a pretty solid sundial. I guess you are prepared!

 

[Endless_Night]

I don't think we've had this one:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/amazing-fetish-map-gives-insight-21388556

 

[Endless_Night]

Rather tame, as these things go. (At least in this thread. )

Still, per usual, I have questions, like:

- Why is the UK Daily Star bothering to research our "secret sexual desires"?
- Suits? Suits are a fetish?