Favorite Online Pickup Lines
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soileddove
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I just got a new one to add to the list.
"Can I challenge you to a wrestling match"
I didn't really know how to respond since I wasn't sure if he meant WWF or playing in the bed. So I told him I am not a fan of the WWF or WCW and and if he means in bed then he'd have to fight my cat and boyfriend first. He didn't respond. I think the cat threw him off, lol.
"Can I challenge you to a wrestling match"
I didn't really know how to respond since I wasn't sure if he meant WWF or playing in the bed. So I told him I am not a fan of the WWF or WCW and and if he means in bed then he'd have to fight my cat and boyfriend first. He didn't respond. I think the cat threw him off, lol.
A few more lines.
1. Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
2. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you
3. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock
4. I'd look good on you
5. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
1. Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
2. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you
3. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock
4. I'd look good on you
5. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
more lines
1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
3. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
4. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
5. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
3. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
4. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
5. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
SCIENCE FICTION GEEK PICKUP LINES
- "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
- "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
- "Nice Asimov."
- "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
- "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
- "I'm the droid you're looking for."
- "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
- "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
- "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
- "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
- "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
- "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
- "Nice Asimov."
- "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
- "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
- "I'm the droid you're looking for."
- "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
- "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
- "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
- "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
MEDIEVAL PICK-UP LINES
- "Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"
- "Been there, slain that."
- "What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?"
- "They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know."
- "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched."
- "Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor."
- Wench: "What's that sound?" Knight: "That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding."
- "Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!"
- "Your hovel or mine?"
- "Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?"
- "Dost thou practice safe hex?"
- "Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within."
- "I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart."
- "You should be glad I'm not a Viking."
- "You would have been ravaged and plundered by now."
- "I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"
- "Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear?"
- "You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it!!"
- "I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs?"
- "My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it."
- "I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and...er...PUNISH me, now won't you?"
- "You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."
- "I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady."
- "C'mon, sweetie...didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away."
- "I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?"
- "Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"
- "Been there, slain that."
- "What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?"
- "They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know."
- "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched."
- "Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor."
- Wench: "What's that sound?" Knight: "That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding."
- "Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!"
- "Your hovel or mine?"
- "Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?"
- "Dost thou practice safe hex?"
- "Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within."
- "I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart."
- "You should be glad I'm not a Viking."
- "You would have been ravaged and plundered by now."
- "I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"
- "Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear?"
- "You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it!!"
- "I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs?"
- "My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it."
- "I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and...er...PUNISH me, now won't you?"
- "You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."
- "I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady."
- "C'mon, sweetie...didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away."
- "I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?"
TOP TEN DR. WHO PICKUP LINES
He's got a wardrobe from the Salvation Army an' a name that sounds like a bad knock-knock joke, but he was recently seen wearin' Sharon Stone's scarf from Basic Instinct. How's he do it?...
10. 'These shoes! They fit perfectly! Wanna fuck?'
9. 'Did you hear that sound when I appeared? That was bedsprings.'
8. 'So, I've heard you like older men.'
7. 'Well, I don't call them my companions for nothing, you know.'
6. 'There's a very good reason K-9 calls me "Master..."'
5. 'It's bigger than it looks.'
4. 'Well, if you wait around awhile, I might become your type.'
3. 'You do know what they say about men with long scarves, don't you?...'
2. 'Twisted your ankle again? Well, while you're down there ...'
1. 'Want to see my Sonic Screwdriver?'
He's got a wardrobe from the Salvation Army an' a name that sounds like a bad knock-knock joke, but he was recently seen wearin' Sharon Stone's scarf from Basic Instinct. How's he do it?...
10. 'These shoes! They fit perfectly! Wanna fuck?'
9. 'Did you hear that sound when I appeared? That was bedsprings.'
8. 'So, I've heard you like older men.'
7. 'Well, I don't call them my companions for nothing, you know.'
6. 'There's a very good reason K-9 calls me "Master..."'
5. 'It's bigger than it looks.'
4. 'Well, if you wait around awhile, I might become your type.'
3. 'You do know what they say about men with long scarves, don't you?...'
2. 'Twisted your ankle again? Well, while you're down there ...'
1. 'Want to see my Sonic Screwdriver?'
Beavis & Butthead Pickup Lines
1.Uh, hey baby.
2.Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
3.You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
4.Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
5.Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
6.What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.
7.Would you like carry my books for me?
8.If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
9.I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
10.My lips are registered weapons.
11.I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
12.If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
13.If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
14.If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
15.If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
16.Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
17.Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
18.You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
1.Uh, hey baby.
2.Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
3.You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
4.Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
5.Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
6.What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.
7.Would you like carry my books for me?
8.If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
9.I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
10.My lips are registered weapons.
11.I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
12.If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
13.If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
14.If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
15.If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
16.Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
17.Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
18.You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
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Re: cookiejar specific
LOL i have heard that one like 15 times nightly in chat.
Skye
sirhugs said:
LOL i have heard that one like 15 times nightly in chat.
Skye
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simple plots
version A- humour story.
Guy in bar , trying out the worst lines , stiking out every time, but keeps trying.
version B- straight 'erotic couplings' story
Guy and female friend ( classmate, his sister's chum- you pick, but platonic) meet at coffeeshop, share table. Conversation turns to pick up lines- maybe a stranger tries one on her while they are in line. the discussion gets them aroused, they go to her dorm or house or apt and copulate.
version C- lesbian
same as B, but 2 girls
version d- exhibitionist
same as B, but they are s horny they do it in car, or alley behind coffeeshop.
version A- humour story.
Guy in bar , trying out the worst lines , stiking out every time, but keeps trying.
version B- straight 'erotic couplings' story
Guy and female friend ( classmate, his sister's chum- you pick, but platonic) meet at coffeeshop, share table. Conversation turns to pick up lines- maybe a stranger tries one on her while they are in line. the discussion gets them aroused, they go to her dorm or house or apt and copulate.
version C- lesbian
same as B, but 2 girls
version d- exhibitionist
same as B, but they are s horny they do it in car, or alley behind coffeeshop.
skye in silk
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sirhugs said:
good morning sirhugs....(ummm not a pick up line)
LOL Skye
