Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[Starscream_UK]

I have heard this too!

I also have heard there are single people here but I've never seen any!

Ah, well I can bust the mythical status of the single people because I'm here...and single...so there you go

I heard there was a moderator once who looked after the whole board on their own. It is said they had three eyes and six hands and slept for less than one hour a night. It was said that they lived at the top of a magical mountain and their internet connection was stolen from the US Military...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have heard this too!

I also have heard there are single people here but I've never seen any!

I have seen some men that I do believe are single. I can't prove it, but I do believe.

 

[Diosax]

I have seen some men that I do believe are single. I can't prove it, but I do believe.

Send me their names on DM and cc cheeky

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Send me their names on DM and cc cheeky

oh, there are reasons I am certain they are single, such as they are still breathing.

 

[Diosax]

oh, I'm there are reasons I am certain they are single, such as they are still breathing.

 

[Dribble]

Stats suck.

If there are 100 people here...let's break it down using random expectations. I am only into girls...so at best I can only interview 50. Half of them are Republican...sorry...not interested. So now I am looking at 25. Married? Not an issue...but we won't pretend will we...so now we are at 12 (I round even for this example). In this timezone? Now we are looking at maybe 2. Are they online now? Yes. So one.

So one...and we have to have something in common. So yea...numbers suck if I wanted more. But lightning can strike twice.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have heard this too!

I also have heard there are single people here but I've never seen any!

Present!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Stats suck.

If there are 100 people here...let's break it down using random expectations. I am only into girls...so at best I can only interview 50. Half of them are Republican...sorry...not interested. So now I am looking at 25. Married? Not an issue...but we won't pretend will we...so now we are at 12 (I round even for this example). In this timezone? Now we are looking at maybe 2. Are they online now? Yes. So one.

So one...and we have to have something in common. So yea...numbers suck if I wanted more. But lightning can strike twice.

sorry that sucks, but the first major deal breaker does make me laugh and seems overly strict. I am not too keen on Republicans either, but seems like a strict deal breaker. In the end, many are just choosing which they think are the lesser evil. I am a register Democrat , but only because I dislike Democratic politicians less that Republican, not that I like any politicians.

 

[Diosax]

sorry that sucks, but the first major deal breaker does make me laugh and seems overly strict. I am not too keen on Republicans either, but seems like a strict deal breaker. In the end, many are just choosing which they think are the lesser evil. I am a register Democrat , but only because I dislike Democratic politicians less that Republican, not that I like any politicians.

That's a hard pass for me too!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have heard this too!

I also have heard there are single people here but I've never seen any!

https://c.tenor.com/ML2SKubJ_LcAAAAM/so-single-linda-martin.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Lit single, or in-person single?

Bahahaha

That's an important distinction

 

[Dribble]

sorry that sucks, but the first major deal breaker does make me laugh and seems overly strict. I am not too keen on Republicans either, but seems like a strict deal breaker. In the end, many are just choosing which they think are the lesser evil. I am a register Democrat , but only because I dislike Democratic politicians less that Republican, not that I like any politicians.

I am only trying to show why a myth can exist. Of course there are women here. Or single guys (me). But at any given moment in time...the number that catches your eye is small just due to random chance. But that's what makes it fun right?

I only have one hard no. The rest vary. But when people post an add...and list a dozen requirements...and then wonder why they strike out...do the math.

 

[Diosax]

Lit single, or in-person single?

Hahaha

Both

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am only trying to show why a myth can exist. Of course there are women here. Or single guys (me). But at any given moment in time...the number that catches your eye is small just due to random chance. But that's what makes it fun right?

I only have one hard no. The rest vary. But when people post an add...and list a dozen requirements...and then wonder why they strike out...do the math.

Do they have to understand the difference between Republican and Democratic?

 

[cuppatea]

Does the internet lie??

 

[hotoldrguy]

Does the internet lie??

the internet is "tabloids on steroids"

 

[Dribble]

Do they have to understand the difference between Republican and Democratic?

Good question. Ok...I am going to have to think a moment here. My first response was yes. But then...no...I once dated a Canadian for a year. She didn't understand anything about American politics beyond we sucked. We broke up over hockey. Go figure.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am only trying to show why a myth can exist. Of course there are women here. Or single guys (me). But at any given moment in time...the number that catches your eye is small just due to random chance. But that's what makes it fun right?

I only have one hard no. The rest vary. But when people post an add...and list a dozen requirements...and then wonder why they strike out...do the math.

oh, that is so true, but everywhere. I used to check Craigslist personals, and could never meet the criteria. Hell, more than half are either look for young or mature, and I am old and immature, so right there, I am out at line one.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good question. Ok...I am going to have to think a moment here. My first response was yes. But then...no...I once dated a Canadian for a year. She didn't understand anything about American politics beyond we sucked. We broke up over hockey. Go figure.

hockey?

 

[rottingdoll]

After seeing all these posts about how "real" Dommes are just SOOoo rare, I'm convinced that must be a mythical creature myself. Or worse, a man...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

After seeing all these posts about how "real" Dommes are just SOOoo rare, I'm convinced that must be a mythical creature myself. Or worse, a man...

does that hold true for guys on Fetlife or just women? I check my local, they are almost all like 20year old dom guys. Are we saying those kids aren't real dom? (Note I am not into the dynamics, I just can not buy a kid as a dom. like can't I just ground them, take away their allowance, and send them to their room? )

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Do they have to understand the difference between Republican and Democratic?

Oh, that's easy. One lot are a totally intransigent bunch of politically intolerant extremists from the land-locked and rural states.....

.....and the others are a totally intransigent bunch of diametrically opposed, politically intolerant extremists from the coastal and urban states.

 

[cheekygirl75]

does that hold true for guys on Fetlife? I check my local, they are almost all like 20year old domme guys. Are we saying those kids aren't real dommes? (Note I am not into the dynamics, I just can not buy a kid as a domme. like can't I just ground them, take away their allowance, and send them to their room? )

I think when spelled domme, it means a woman. Dommes are apparently rarer than Doms (real or fake )

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think when spelled domme, it means a woman. Dommes are apparently rarer than Doms (real or fake )

oopps, yeah, I have no clue. will correct that, will still ground mouthy kids.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I think when spelled domme, it means a woman. Dommes are apparently rarer than Doms (real or fake )

It's a hangover from Norman French being absorbed into Anglo-Saxon to eventually gestate modern English. Doubling the final consonant and adding  e makes it feminine.