Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This does not go for the people who have met as a result of Lit
but
It does seem rather contrary to the idea of having an annonymoust on-line relationship to then lie about yourself. It seems like the point of partipation in that kind of interaction is to be able to put aside one's false front.

Also, I am not asking for any pics from you. Wanted to remind you of that.

Well I do think many people lie, especially if to their benefit. but lying for no benefit, that doesn't make sense.

and no um pictures, ok.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Well I do think many people lie, especially if to their benefit. but lying for no benefit, that doesn't make sense.

and no um pictures, ok.

Yes. I am very relieved not to receive any pictures.
Especially pictures of your genitalia. As you know, men frequently send pictures of their aroused reproductive organs in the apparent belief that women will just fall all over themselves with lust to see a stiff cock.
Whereas women know that, if they send a picture of engorged labia to a man, well, he will be profoundly offended.

 

[Phantom300]

and no um pictures, ok.

Yeah, video only

 

[Diosax]

Both...at once?

That's what the myth is, isn't it?

and of domme courses

I always wanted to be a professor. I wonder if they're hiring it. I have a doctorate degree too!

Is that like a "service dog"

No. Those are for emotional support

(I have been away from the PG for some time, so I may be a bit rusty on nettiquette, be kind)

I heard that rumour when I first joined. I believed it to be true through my first catfishing. And the second. By the third I was convinced it was true. Each time a different woman warned me that the "chick" I was flirting with in the PG had a dick. (Two are long gone). And, yes, I have a penis and not enough blood for it AND my brain, so "three" catfishings. Then a lovely Litster sent me unsolicited tit pics. Then a second Litster. Then one asked me to "compose" her next photoshoot. I don't get unsolicited tit pics all that often, but I consider them proof of "Myth Busty" er "Busted". (Unsolicited tit pics are the opposite of unsolicited dick pics)

Not to victim shame but i think that happened to you bc you're a horny dude!

It’s a hard pass for me, too. I need to know how far left leaning a guy is before I even think about wanting to get to know him better.

Yes me too! He needs to be anti racist and a feminist but he can't say it outloud too much bc then that's can be phony

For science.

I feel like i missed something here...

So I do have some stories that I've witnessed over the years. Some of them align with posts on the Literotica Legends.

Have y'all heard about the schoolteacher, Mrs G, who was having an affair with an underage student? It was such a shocking thing to watch her rip lit apart over the morality of it all. Some people were rightly mortified whilst others defended her.

These are the kind of stories I want to see!

Never knew anyone on Lit was interesting enough to be regarded as a myth.

The person isn't the myth...it's the story that's the myth

How about urban legend that women do not want dick pics…
I don’t want them just randomly but I completely appreciate them when the timing is right.

Ohh 100%

Not unsolicited dick pics though!

Not to be too open but I have a deep appreciation for videos where he finishes. Bonus points if it’s while he is thinking/looking at me. But guys…this is not an open invite to send me videos. Remember time and place are what make this.

Bonus bonus points if there's audio and moaning!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

yes, those funny men with low standards need to watch themselves

well that would be nice, though ambitious. international. I'll be lucky to get a night haha.

Oh same. I can’t even have a night out with just my friends. Nevermind my pervert friends from the internet

 

[85Ironman]

Well I do think many people lie, especially if to their benefit. but lying for no benefit, that doesn't make sense.

Lying for no benefit is the realm of psychopaths.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Thanks.
Of course, that group would have excluded a large segment of the LIt population: Married folks whose spouses do not know that they are partipants of in august organization.

It also excludes lots of litsters who live distant from wherever you select as the site. People here are from all over North America, Europe, Austrailia, New Zealand and Asia...and thats just the ones I know...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Not to victim shame but i think that happened to you bc you're a horny dude!

Yes, I am, and yes, most likely the main reason. At least nobody knows about the 4th time.

D'oh!

 

[Diosax]

Yes, I am, and yes, most likely the main reason. At least nobody knows about the 4th time.

D'oh!

Or that you're naive! What red flags were you ignoring

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Or that you're naive! What red flags were you ignoring

History for obe thing. Two of the three had been exposed in a limited way before I joined lit. Two different friends (both gone) were good enough to tell me in a PM. The third was more curious. They claimed to be a Lesbian whose partner was a trans woman. Kind of an outfageous story. They were visiting here. I recommended sights and accomodations and a great weed store. We flirted and played here and a bit in PMs. They were actually a crossdressing man who is a published author. A very good friend pointed me to their author page, where they had inadvertantly outed themselves. In each case, there were never any pictures, even a face, let alone naughty bits.

That friend taught me the first rule of Lit: always post-stalk everyone you don't know.

The fourth was on another site. He (as it turned out) flirted, sent me porn (way more than any woman I know) and we sexted a bit. He claimed to be a stripper in Vegas. I was holding back. He sent me a face pic. Pretty chubby woman. Then he sent a couple of full body pics, of an Englush pornstar (Harmony Reigns), whom I recognised. Busted.

Its rude to demand nudes before you chat with a woman, but I am close to that, especially before sexting.


I should point out that I have sexted / cyber-bonked / e-fucked real women as well. I am not hornybenough to let yhat happen a 6th time. D'oh!

 

[JamesD_0117]

Ah, well I can bust the mythical status of the single people because I'm here...and single...so there you go

I heard there was a moderator once who looked after the whole board on their own. It is said they had three eyes and six hands and slept for less than one hour a night. It was said that they lived at the top of a magical mountain and their internet connection was stolen from the US Military...

Did this moderator have a Big Book of some sort? Red hat? White hair and beard? Only goes out one night a year? Can be bribed with milk and cookies? Heard this mod was kinda creepy sliding down chimneys and messing around with old socks hanging out to dry…

 

[JamesD_0117]

hockey?

Without going farther down the thread, either someone hated hockey, or someone was or wasn’t a Maple Leafs fan, and those are deal breakers right there!

 

[Diosax]

History for obe thing. Two of the three had been exposed in a limited way before I joined lit. Two different friends (both gone) were good enough to tell me in a PM. The third was more curious. They claimed to be a Lesbian whose partner was a trans woman. Kind of an outfageous story. They were visiting here. I recommended sights and accomodations and a great weed store. We flirted and played here and a bit in PMs. They were actually a crossdressing man who is a published author. A very good friend pointed me to their author page, where they had inadvertantly outed themselves. In each case, there were never any pictures, even a face, let alone naughty bits.

That friend taught me the first rule of Lit: always post-stalk everyone you don't know.

The fourth was on another site. He (as it turned out) flirted, sent me porn (way more than any woman I know) and we sexted a bit. He claimed to be a stripper in Vegas. I was holding back. He sent me a face pic. Pretty chubby woman. Then he sent a couple of full body pics, of an Englush pornstar (Harmony Reigns), whom I recognised. Busted.

Its rude to demand nudes before you chat with a woman, but I am close to that, especially before sexting.


I should point out that I have sexted / cyber-bonked / e-fucked real women as well. I am not hornybenough to let yhat happen a 6th time. D'oh!

I reacted haha to the last part

I would be so turned off if someone demanded nudes from me to prove I was a woman idk if anyone else feels that way lol

It sucks that it happened though!

 

[JamesD_0117]

Yep. Her team is the Edmonton Oilers. Their biggest nemesis is the Calgary Flames 4 hours south. They hate each other. Hard for Americans to really get their head around this rivalry. Anyway...they both were going to be in the playoffs...but the last game decided who they would play. If the Oilers won...they would play the Flames, and the Oilers really were the better team and could win that series...setting themselves up for a long run. It had been years since they were even in the playoffs. If they lost, they were going to play a team that was way tougher. You don't want long series at the beginning of Sir Stanley. Anyway...they didn't play many of their team guaranteeing a loss. I told her it was stupid. That it sets the mentality that the Flames could beat them. She said they could. Long story short. Flames won the first round...Oilers lost in 7. I was stupid...and laughed. She blew up. We didn't talk for years.

Oh, the Battle of Alberta? I was an innocent bystander for that back in May! Fun two weeks to be in Canada!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Without going farther down the thread, either someone hated hockey, or someone was or wasn’t a Maple Leafs fan, and those are deal breakers right there!

Justa doesn't do sports

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I reacted haha to the last part

I would be so turned off if someone demanded nudes from me to prove I was a woman idk if anyone else feels that way lol

It sucks that it happened though!

...and I would never do that. I am just way more careful now.

Ha. Thats like way more information about me than my AMA.

 

[Diosax]

...and I would never do that. I am just way more careful now.

Ha. Thats like way more information about me than my AMA.

A lot of ppl in the threads think I'm a dude bc they don't know what my username means

But also don't care to correct anyone

 

[JamesD_0117]

You're just a phoenix.

You need to learn to go out with more of a flaming bang

Does that require Internet Antibiotics?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

A lot of ppl in the threads think I'm a dude bc they don't know what my username means

But also don't care to correct anyone

I googled it earlier. Your secret is safe with me. I have to go. Tyra Banks is lonely and wants to chat...

 

[JamesD_0117]

Bonus bonus points if there's audio and moaning!

Daily Double if the audio and moaning is synced with the video that is actually on screen! I mean, why is the lady’s mouth wide open, then a delayed scream 30 seconds later? Come on, I need quality in my free amateur porn!

 

[JamesD_0117]

A lot of ppl in the threads think I'm a dude bc they don't know what my username means

But also don't care to correct anyone

And how many people actually have the nerve to ask?

 

[Diosax]

Daily Double if the audio and moaning is synced with the video that is actually on screen! I mean, why is the lady’s mouth wide open, then a delayed scream 30 seconds later? Come on, I need quality in my free amateur porn!

Why is their face on the video though? I want closeups also it solves the delay issues

And how many people actually have the nerve to ask?

So rude!

 

[water_moutina]

A lot of ppl in the threads think I'm a dude bc they don't know what my username means

But also don't care to correct anyone

I assumed and still believe you are a dino and the userame is a word play on the dino doing sex

 

[Xerxes82]

A lot of ppl in the threads think I'm a dude bc they don't know what my username means

But also don't care to correct anyone

Lol. Then I consider myself lucky that one of the first posts I saw from you was a pic. No mistaking you for a dude after that!

 

[JamesD_0117]

Why is their face on the video though? I want closeups also it solves the delay issues

Oh you want closeups of the coupling of body parts! That involved staying focused…good luck with that…HAHAHAHA!

So rude!

I know. I can’t believe people would act that way!