Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[85Ironman]

hockey?

It's the sport with the Puck.

 

[Photog1rl]

Hey if they're legitimately looking for a Domme send em over to me! I've only been getting "I had a fantasy about being buttfucked once..." messages.

That is like at least 2/3 of the guys on here.
It can be fun to play this way but for those that lead with this or get to it in the first two or three messages…I’m like, no thanks my dude. We’re not a match

 

[Phantom300]

sure, I have been meaning to say hi actually. I just wait to see if new chicks stick around lol.

This is a tantalizing duo.

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

oh, that is so true, but everywhere. I used to check Craigslist personals, and could never meet the criteria. Hell, more than half are either look for young or mature, and I am old and immature, so right there, I am out at line one

Omg same! Want to be friends?

send me funny men with low standards please

Dammit. How is it I always fail on the criteria? So demanding!

 

[Photog1rl]

ok, I have heard this one both ways. Either all married folks here without their partners are in sexless marriages, or men constantly lie about being in sexless marriages. I am not in a sexless marriages, just not enough sex. Most men do tell me about sexless marriages, but, here is the thing, I believe almost all. They have no reason to lie to me. If anything, I want to have little vicarious enjoyment of others awesome and kinky sex lives. I have no requirement or leg up for men not sleeping with their wives. I do not think the men lie about this near as much as I hear they do.

I don’t really care what their status is. I’m married, happily and have a fair amount of sex. I just like the play, flirt and fun of lit. I’m also enjoying the folks I’m meeting.
I kind of wonder if some guys lie thinking they have better chances of getting a woman to engage.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

ok, I have heard this one both ways. Either all married folks here without their partners are in sexless marriages, or men constantly lie about being in sexless marriages. I am not in a sexless marriages, just not enough sex. Most men do tell me about sexless marriages, but, here is the thing, I believe almost all. They have no reason to lie to me. If anything, I want to have little vicarious enjoyment of others awesome and kinky sex lives. I have no requirement or leg up for men not sleeping with their wives. I do not think the men lie about this near as much as I hear they do.

I'm here so I have more sex with my husband.

 

[85Ironman]

So I do have some stories that I've witnessed over the years. Some of them align with posts on the Literotica Legends.

Have y'all heard about the schoolteacher, Mrs G, who was having an affair with an underage student? It was such a shocking thing to watch her rip lit apart over the morality of it all. Some people were rightly mortified whilst others defended her.

I'd forgotten that bit of drama. Didn't her AmPics presence play into that?

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm here so I have more sex with my husband.

I don’t know if it works the same way for you as it does for me but I 100% feel this way.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don’t really care what their status is. I’m married, happily and have a fair amount of sex. I just like the play, flirt and fun of lit. I’m also enjoying the folks I’m meeting.
I kind of wonder if some guys lie thinking they have better chances of getting a woman to engage.

I think that is the thought process behind the assumption that it is a lie, but I do not think the men who tell me this think it will increase their chances with me. It is not public, they have nothing to gain by running a line of BS on this subject, and they know it.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

BRB, about to go propose through DM to all the women with the highest post/day numbers because evidently this forum is an aphrodisiac

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

BRB, about to go propose through DM to all the women with the highest post/day numbers because evidently this forum is an aphrodisiac

I prefer dirty over proposals. #justsaying

 

[YoWhatsGood]

I prefer dirty over proposals. #justsaying

Hey, you can’t blame me for the DMs you’re about to get over the next 24 hours, you’re the one that made this info public

 

[Dribble]

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Ages. Maybe 8 years? Maybe more. She was around way longer than she should have been allowed to stay. But it shows how times are changing in front of our eyes. We're getting better.

I'm thinking 9 or 10. It happened when I first migrated from the GB. It was a good 5 years after the dogfucker on the GB. But to be honest...I was involved in life with zilla at that time and wasn't here as much...so time is a little fuzzy

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Never knew anyone on Lit was interesting enough to be regarded as a myth.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hey, you can’t blame me for the DMs you’re about to get over the next 24 hours, you’re the one that made this info public

oh, it is already public info.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

BRB, about to go propose through DM to all the women with the highest post/day numbers because evidently this forum is an aphrodisiac

Don't forget to claim to be in a sexless marriage. There is a rumor going around that claiming a sexless marriage is the best way to get cyber boned...For the record, I am personally, with the help of Mrs. Tan raising the average BVI (Boinkage Volume Index) for those 60 to 65 in North America.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

oh, it is already public info.

Jesus, imagine the state of your inbox, it probably puts the comment section on those “22 year old celebrity in bikini” yahoo news articles to shame

 

[Photog1rl]

sure, I have been meaning to say hi actually. I just wait to see if new chicks stick around lol.

I’m feeling like I’ll be around. Let’s be friends.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't forget to claim to be in a sexless marriage. There is a rumor going around that claiming a sexless marriage is the best way to get cyber boned...For the record, I am personally, with the help of Mrs. Tan raising the average BVI (Boinkage Volume Index) for those 60 to 65 in North America.

yes, you are totally winning at this getting older thing. mad props. pointers?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m feeling like I’ll be around. Let’s be friends.

fair warning, I am a bit of a smart ass. oh, and kind of pervy too.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I heard a rumour that there was fun, intelligent, flirty conversation on Lit. Damn. Where has this been?

 

[hotoldrguy]

So, I heard an lit urban legend that only men are so rude and inappropriate as to send unsolicited indecent pictures to people they do not know. I know for a fact that this is untrue. It may not happen a lot, as I am a total slacker, but I am a woman and I am rude and inappropriate enough. For Science.

my box is open... just sayin'

 

[Photog1rl]

fair warning, I am a bit of a smart ass. oh, and kind of pervy too.

Absolutely perfect!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

yes, you are totally winning at this getting older thing. mad props. pointers?

1. Being perpetually horny.

2. Her too. Rumour has it that this is the most important part. It takes two to do the horizontal rhumba.

3. I learned my knots in Boy Scouts. The handcuff knot isn't in the manual, but I just winged it.

4. Cialis >> Viagara because one lasts 36 to 48 hours. So I am told...

5. Yoga and yogurt. Not at the same time or place. Rumour has it that a 64 year old shouldn't move better than when she was 24.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

So, I heard an lit urban legend that only men are so rude and inappropriate as to send unsolicited indecent pictures to people they do not know. I know for a fact that this is untrue. It may not happen a lot, as I am a total slacker, but I am a woman and I am rude and inappropriate enough. For Science.

I am prepared to investigate this inappropriateness. For Science!