Lord Pmann
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I do appreciate directness.
INGENUE- SOMETIMES YOU TAKE ME TOO LITERALLY.
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I do appreciate directness.
Urban Dictionary- Mental Masturbation
The act of engaging in useless yet intellectually stimulating conversation, usually as an excuse to avoid taking constructive action in your life.
Guy 1: "If only I had taken Cindy to my high school prom, I could have fucked her instead of that loser Jeff and then now she would be my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Dude, stop that mental masturbation right now and go out and meet a new girl!"
Fuck that guyINGENUE- SOMETIMES YOU TAKE ME TOO LITERALLY.
Pretty much. YesIsn’t this Lit, in general?
Pretty much. Yes
I think you are right, but in the example, if guy 1 wants to change his stars, he needs to quit mentally masturbating about it and get back in the game and move forwardMaybe... Mental masturbation is closely related with Mental Gymnastics?
Our Brains Love Mental Gymnastics
“Mental gymnastics” happen when our brains spiral into destructive thought patterns—making up excuses or arguments for unjustifiable decisions or situations.
In other words, they’re “all the thoughts that are within play to keep you from doing that exact thing you need to do,” psychotherapist Shemena Johnson, Psy.D., L.M.F.T., explains to Shine.
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mental gymnastics
The act of trying to justify actions or validate opinions not supported by any facts. A means of dealing with cognitive dissonance.
"Hey Jessica, you're really pretty today."
"Oh so you're saying that yesterday I was looking like shit. Also you're saying that because I'm a white fit woman. That makes you a pathetic misogynist and racist. Let's not mention the fact that if I didn't pander to your sexuality, I would be called unattractive and ugly. You, John, are a dumbass and a patriarchal pig, do you know how stressful it is to be a woman and having to look sexy 24 7 just so men get horny in this society? You don't, because you are such a privileged white male."
"Wow Jessica that was some serious mental gymnastics you did right there..."
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Careful I bet he's just doing this on the off chance he can score a hate fuck lolFuck that guy
Are we? Lit is full of masturbation. Acknowledging and owning what you do is part of the experience.So why are we saying this like it’s a bad thing? We are all here fucking off because we don’t want to do something else?
I’m not really ashamed. I just want you to spank meWhere's the spank emoji? Geebus woman. What would there be to be ashamed about?
Careful I bet he's just doing this on the off chance he can score a hate fuck lol
In which case I applaud his determination at the very least
Do you like hate fucking? Like is that really a thing?Are you coming on to me?
Did you mean hate fucking? Hate tucking would be a new one to me.Do you like hate fucking? Like is that really a thing?
I don’t know what you’re talking aboutDid you mean hate fucking? Hate tucking would be a new one to me.
Not in this lifetime or any other. I officially withdraw my applause.Are you coming on to me?
For some people it is, never underestimate peoples kinks.Do you like hate tucking? Like is that really a thing?
Ah, damn, you beat me on the edit. Well played, ma'am.I don’t know what you’re talking about
That's OK she didn't beat me on itAh, damn, you beat me on the edit. Well played, ma'am.
Hey now. Don't threaten me with a good time.Also
Hey now. Don't threaten me with a good time.
And until I learn to say otherwise.You say that now.
Assyrians do still exist, but not the ancient kind in the way that modern Greeks aren't the same as ancient Greeks. Speaking of Greeks, the second set of artifacts seems to be more their style, but anyway, the Syriacs, the Chaldeans, the Aramaens: they all trace their origins to ancient Assyrians, as well as the early Christian churches that sprung up in the later Roman period.Wow this is very interesting. Are these legitimate artifacts? Assyrians don’t exist anymore do they?
I bow to your superior history nerdiness.Assyrians do still exist, but not the ancient kind in the way that modern Greeks aren't the same as ancient Greeks. Speaking of Greeks, the second set of artifacts seems to be more their style, but anyway, the Syriacs, the Chaldeans, the Aramaens: they all trace their origins to ancient Assyrians, as well as the early Christian churches that sprung up in the later Roman period.
We're used to the idea of cultures having distinct nation-states these days, but they don't have one. Many live in northern Iraq and Syria, and have suffered through the wars and instability there, many fleeing overseas.
But anyway, the top artifact also isn't Assyrian It seems to be from a temple in Khajuraho, an Indian city famed for the erotic art in its temples
Thank you!!Assyrians do still exist, but not the ancient kind in the way that modern Greeks aren't the same as ancient Greeks. Speaking of Greeks, the second set of artifacts seems to be more their style, but anyway, the Syriacs, the Chaldeans, the Aramaens: they all trace their origins to ancient Assyrians, as well as the early Christian churches that sprung up in the later Roman period.
We're used to the idea of cultures having distinct nation-states these days, but they don't have one. Many live in northern Iraq and Syria, and have suffered through the wars and instability there, many fleeing overseas.
But anyway, the top artifact also isn't Assyrian It seems to be from a temple in Khajuraho, an Indian city famed for the erotic art in its temples