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This afternoon she was accused of being a vampire as the people around her could not believe her lipstick wasn't blood and that she was anything less than a timeless beauty.

Hes actually super man in hiding.....swoops buildings in a single bound when no ones looking...but somebody sawwwwww. Himmmmmmm......:eek:
 
Setting up a three-card Monty table in the middle of the street during rush hour as a way to protest Impossible Whoppers not being Vegan.
 
The mobster known as Jimmy "Da Rat" Rattigan has been captured and is in police custody. Rattigan is accused of killing a prostitute at known criminal bar Bada Bing. More as this story develops.
 
The mobster known as Jimmy "Da Rat" Rattigan has been captured and is in police custody. Rattigan is accused of killing a prostitute at known criminal bar Bada Bing. More as this story develops.

Is known as the plaid flannel bandit. Nothing plaid and flannel is safe around him. He steals shirts, sheets, even pajamas and nightgowns. His basement is a plethora of flannel.
 
Is known as the plaid flannel bandit. Nothing plaid and flannel is safe around him. He steals shirts, sheets, even pajamas and nightgowns. His basement is a plethora of flannel.

A dozen men fight over adopting this cute pussy.....more as it develops...back to you Gloria!
 
Her chickens came home to roost, her cows came home, and we are told that in a minute her pigs will fly. There was also something about a cock proudly strutting in the yard, but we are yet to see that, either.
 
After 90 years, he was finally identified as the guy who kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

I lived in Bergen County until a little over ten years ago.

I was actually trying to figure out if this was NY Route 17 or NJ Route 17. I'm a road nerd. Don't judge me. :)
 
After 90 years, he was finally identified as the guy who kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.



I was actually trying to figure out if this was NY Route 17 or NJ Route 17. I'm a road nerd. Don't judge me. :)

Lodi, NJ. Satin Dolls was the club used as the Bada Bing.


After 90 years, he was finally identified as the guy who kidnapped the Lindbergh

Man jumps 70 years into the future and we got him here! Let's see what he thinks!:eek:

Last defender of the lead pencil finally converts to ink!
 
Presented scientific research at a conference in Cairo proving that the Dead Sea is really only sick.



His voice overs are renowned cuz he sounds like Elmer fudd using vvvvvv's in evewy word..being vewy, vewy careful....:cool:
 
Will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom for their efforts in trying to bring back all the missing boys from Grenada. Which begs the question of why they surrendered to those medical students in the first place?

Man volunteers to defend and protect the new dem us senator from the kinda ok state of florida.....:eek::rolleyes::cattail:


(I was just teasing about Florida. I'm sorry. :eek: )
 
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