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He held a press conference where he stated he was building a sound stage for dead porn actors. He was quoted as saying, "If I build it, they will cum."
Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news
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Her sex tape came out. She's hanging from the ceiling upside down. Even stranger, what he had to do to ride her
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Her sex tape came out. She's hanging from the ceiling upside down. Even stranger, what he had to do to ride her
Was officially declared Too Hot To Handle, and is now under lock and key at a secret government installation in Nevada.
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This just in: Voracious Value has been undercut by Eloquent Economy. More at eleven.
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Florida Man runs through Disney touching people's faces.
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State of New York under martial law. Patient Zero has been identified as local boob Deckard. More at eleven.
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Florida Man attempts to chew off hand to prevent self from getting coronavirus. That's it, don't come back as 11.
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In the face of the COVID crisis, he found God and is now worshipping with Pat Robertson at the CBN studios. 20/20 just aired a piece on them titled "Pat on the Back" which was kind of creepy.
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Started a petition to protect martians.
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Just can't find all the clues.......
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Is now demanding that Congress change the national anthem to "Hotel California."
He's in the mountains in his prepper cave.
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Can’t stop playing Breath of the Wild to the point of addiction.
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This just in: Blues Clues and Josh Dela Cruz fanatic letsusethethinkingchair has allegedly murdered Steve and Joe, Blue's former caregivers. Mr. Chair could be heard screaming, "I did it for Josh," even as he was placed in police custody.
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The remnants of a splintered religious cult in California have decided he is the One True Living God.
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Plugged the dike with his cigar
kurrg & deckard, priceless
kurrg & deckard, priceless
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Woman brings eviction actions against squatters at Varykino!
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Refused to submit to the Color Police for avatar violations.
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Has the best or worst puns and nobody could decide which so there was a ginormous fight.
Ba-dum-tss!
Outed a vital CIA agent based out of Budapest: Oliver Klothesoff.
Ba-dum-tss!
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Everything in his house is blue. Everything!
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She was pole dancing … using the flagpole at the Lincoln Memorial.
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