Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[DeckardNYC]

Stealing Cigars.

You've seen Deliverance -- he got caught this time.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

was the one doing the strumming on the banjo

 

[DeckardNYC]

was the one doing the strumming on the banjo

Famed for his impersonation of Bill Gibbons.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Trisha: What do you have for us tonight, Tom?

Tom: Local boob Deckard is at it again, Trisha. Convinced that rats are carriers of the corona virus, he dressed himself in unwashed lederhosen, grabbed his flute, and sought to lead the rats to the Atlantic Ocean. We have a live feed now. Yes … Yes, there he is, and just look at that procession of rats. Wait. They're not following him. They're circling him. Oh, my God. They're attacking. Oh, the humanity. Up next, Jojo the Clown's jamboree against sex, booze, and drugs. Stay tuned.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Trisha: What do you have for us tonight, Tom?

Tom: Local boob Deckard is at it again, Trisha. Convinced that rats are carriers of the corona virus, he dressed himself in unwashed lederhosen, grabbed his flute, and sought to lead the rats to the Atlantic Ocean. We have a live feed now. Yes … Yes, there he is, and just look at that procession of rats. Wait. They're not following him. They're circling him. Oh, my God. They're attacking. Oh, the humanity. Up next, Jojo the Clown's jamboree against sex, booze, and drugs. Stay tuned.

(....that was amazing.)

A freak lightning strike struck the poor man as he was bringing in his isolation supplies. The TP, gallon of hand sanitizer, and Lysol aerosol lead to a small explosion which shattered windows of nearby homes and cars.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Her garden won an award for best in show.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Her breasts won an award for best in show.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Her breasts won an award for best in show.

Florida Man arrested with 22 foot python on Las Olas Boulevard in Ft. Lauderdale, claimed it was his wife.

 

[tnh_06]

Florida Man arrested with 22 foot python on Las Olas Boulevard in Ft. Lauderdale, claimed it was his wife.

Developed a genetic splice combining tulips with pitbulls so he could sit safely in the park.

 

[Feelfreetotouch]

Assault with a deadly weapon

 

[chame1eon]

Assault with a deadly weapon

Lol is it the one I see in the avatar.

I say public nudity based on yours.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Lol is it the one I see in the avatar.

I say public nudity based on yours.

Knitted the world's largest cat yarn sweater

 

[kurrginatorX]

Gave a live performance of Tiptoe Through the Tulips while completely naked.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Gave a live performance of Tiptoe Through the Tulips while completely naked.

Talking about the UFO he was taken in. They probed him. Lol

 

[DeckardNYC]

Talking about the UFO he was taken in. They probed him. Lol

Protesting at Area 57 because the Air Force won't let the Aliens cure COVID

 

[base10]

Protesting at Area 57 because the Air Force won't let the Aliens cure COVID

Trying to re-take his AV photo. What I wouldn't love to be able to go over there and have that view right now (even with the current rain)

 

[kurrginatorX]

Trying to re-take his AV photo. What I wouldn't love to be able to go over there and have that view right now (even with the current rain)

Local con man arrested for selling fake ice cream stocks to unsuspecting children. More at eleven.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to steal an actual meteor.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Tried to steal an actual meteor.

Nah … it's too easy.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Staying silent when he should have spoken up.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Staying silent when he should have spoken up.

She was actually luring men to an electric chair, not the thinking chair... the results were shocking.

 

[BadLittleSis]

Running naked through Walmart

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Running naked through Walmart

She held a live concert with her band during the large gathering ban.

 

[kurrginatorX]

From the "Believe it or not" files, giant rooster pecks pedestrians to death.

 

[Euphonic]

Lightning Strike