Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Grammar elitism.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Was only 5 feet 10 and a half inches away.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He entered an elderly care facility dressed as Baby Huey and sang Prince's "Controversy."

 

[DeckardNYC]

He entered an elderly care facility dressed as Baby Huey and sang Prince's "Controversy."

Florida Man enters Guiness Book of Records for largest toe jam collection in the world.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Florida Man enters Guiness Book of Records for largest toe jam collection in the world.

This is Hugh Betcha sitting in for Tom and Trisha this evening. Our top story tonight: Local boob Deckard was hospitalized after eating one too many wieners, but first, Do you feel like you're just losing it? Cherry Hill shows you the most constructive way to lose it and be free.

 

[DeckardNYC]

This is Hugh Betcha sitting in for Tom and Trisha this evening. Our top story tonight: Local boob Deckard was hospitalized after eating one too many wieners, but first, Do you feel like you're just losing it? Cherry Hill shows you the most constructive way to lose it and be free.

Florida Man freezes self in home freezer, leaves note asking family to thaw him out after the pandemic.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Florida Man freezes self in home freezer, leaves note asking family to thaw him out after the pandemic.

^^

Local New Jersey-ite declares state of martial law and announces he is now in control.

 

[DeckardNYC]

^^

Local New Jersey-ite declares state of martial law and announces he is now in control.

Florida man tased at Walmart wearing just a mask.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Florida man tased at Walmart wearing just a mask.

Man spotted wearing only women's underwear outside a nunnery. He only asked to be spanked every ten or twenty minutes.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Man spotted wearing only women's underwear outside a nunnery. He only asked to be spanked every ten or twenty minutes.

She heard they just got a truckload of TP in at target.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She heard they just got a truckload of TP in at target.

Hello, America. This is Paul … Harvey … With the rest of the story …

Did you know that Deckard once participated in a try-out for a porn movie? It's true. When he finished he was told he just didn't measure up, unlike my friends Manny, Moe … Jack--the Pep Boys. Whatever your automotive needs might be, they will always do the right job at the right price. Not Deckard, though. His performance was lackluster at best and he never worked in his dream vocation. And there you have it. The rest … of the story … Good day.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hello, America. This is Paul … Harvey … With the rest of the story …

Did you know that Deckard once participated in a try-out for a porn movie? It's true. When he finished he was told he just didn't measure up, unlike my friends Manny, Moe … Jack--the Pep Boys. Whatever your automotive needs might be, they will always do the right job at the right price. Not Deckard, though. His performance was lackluster at best and he never worked in his dream vocation. And there you have it. The rest … of the story … Good day.

Florida Man asserted for carelessly and heartlessly slandering people on the internet.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Florida Man asserted for carelessly and heartlessly slandering people on the internet.

Went to Riker’s Island hoping to film a very special episode of ‘The Bachelor’.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Total Devil turns up the heat

 

[Jada59]

Has the world's largest collection of lingerie.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has the world's largest collection of lingerie.

Has the world's largest collection of cat toys.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Has the world's largest collection of cat toys.

Tom: Good evening, and here's the latest going on in our community: Local boob Deckard got drunk on rice wine and began acting out scenes from The Karate Kid in Times Square. When authorities made their way to the scene, Mr. Deckard told them his name was Mr. Miyagi and he dared them to shoot him because he could dodge their bullets. One officer subdued him with a bean bag gun, though, and now Deckard is sleeping things off in the drunk tank, just like his hero Otis from The Andy Griffith Show used to do.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tom: Good evening, and here's the latest going on in our community: Local boob Deckard got drunk on rice wine and began acting out scenes from The Karate Kid in Times Square. When authorities made their way to the scene, Mr. Deckard told them his name was Mr. Miyagi and he dared them to shoot him because he could dodge their bullets. One officer subdued him with a bean bag gun, though, and now Deckard is sleeping things off in the drunk tank, just like his hero Otis from The Andy Griffith Show used to do.

The good news: He's found the wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane in the South Pacific.

The bad news: He was told this by a local chieftain on a nearby island, who told him beforehand, "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

 

[Jada59]

The good news: He's found the wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane in the South Pacific.

The bad news: He was told this by a local chieftain on a nearby island, who told him beforehand, "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

Rioters were throwing him around.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tried to bring the kitty into Las Vegas, but the casinos are still closed.

Rioters were throwing him around.

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

Doing obscene things with his cigar in public.

 

[sallycee]

Doing obscene things with his cigar in public.

She's a suspect in a candy store robbery.....

 

[lanceGibs]

She's a suspect in a candy store robbery.....

Was seen rollicking with the President.

 

[done_got_old]

Was seen rollicking with the President.

His sword was accidentally impaled in the Watermelon Man.

 

[lanceGibs]

His sword was accidentally impaled in the Watermelon Man.

She lost the most weight in the decade.