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[DeckardNYC]

Announced a sequel to The Killing Fields.



Technically, we're not supposed to leave the state right now. How exactly that would be enforced is another question.

Arrested for hording Cuban cigars.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Arrested for hording Cuban cigars.

Swam naked in the Hudson River for a solid hour to prove the water would kill coronavirus, and a lot of other things too!

(I'm running out of New York City jokes, You know that, right? )

 

[DeckardNYC]

Swam naked in the Hudson River for a solid hour to prove the water would kill coronavirus, and a lot of other things too!

(I'm running out of New York City jokes, You know that, right? )

uh. Good try. There's tons of nyc jokes!

Arrested for jogging naked around the mall. Again.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

uh. Good try. There's tons of nyc jokes!

Arrested for jogging naked around the mall. Again.

Arrested for sunbathing naked in Central Park and ignoring the lockdown

 

[DeckardNYC]

Arrested for sunbathing naked in Central Park and ignoring the lockdown

Gotta be the shoes. Like...causing sunburn on unsuspecting men. Yeah Yeah that's the ticket!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Gotta be the shoes. Like...causing sunburn on unsuspecting men. Yeah Yeah that's the ticket!

Is planning to create the most horrifying monster ever seen: Zombie Ed Koch!

"How'm I doin'? How'm I doin'?

 

[Polranny]

Is planning to create the most horrifying monster ever seen: Zombie Ed Koch!

"How'm I doin'? How'm I doin'?

Trying to grow a non regulation ppe mask

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Didn’t surrender to Uther.

 

[Jada59]

Didn’t surrender to Uther.

Convicted of hoarding toilet paper.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Convicted of hoarding toilet paper.

Sent to the kennel for ripping apart 6 rolls of toilet paper.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Knows who hid Jimmy Hoffa's body

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Died from lack of snuggles.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

He got arrested for making suggestive gestures in front of a retirement home.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He got arrested for making suggestive gestures in front of a retirement home.

Caused a 7 car accident while trying to cross the road

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to fly off a building.

 

[chame1eon]

Tried to fly off a building.

Started a fire.

 

[sallycee]

Started a fire.

Started a new fashion trend.....

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Fell into a ginormous cup of coffee and drowned.

 

[chame1eon]

Fell into a ginormous cup of coffee and drowned.

Created a corona vaccine.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

For putting the lime in the coconut instead of the Corona beer.

 

[chame1eon]

For putting the lime in the coconut instead of the Corona beer.

What happens if you do that?

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Call the doctor in the morning and find out... lol

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Busy making car noises into a heating vent.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Busy making car noises into a heating vent.

His "thinking chair" turned out to be Ohio's "Ol' Sparky" electric chair, stolen from the museum.

 

[jasonmason]

Stealing Cigars.