Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[bbcbarry9033]

Superhero Saves Day

While Sporting Massive Erection

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Tricia: Hello, I am Tricia Takanawa reporting live from Dempsey's Way, an alley that stretches between 134th street and 135th. Strange reports have been coming from this area all day. You, sir. Why are you gathered here with all these others.

Voracious Value: The Lucky Charms guy is hiding down there.

Tricia: Are you suggesting that Lucky, the fictional mascot for Lucky Charms breakfast cereal, is indeed alive and hiding in this alley?

VV: Hey! I done seen him with my own two eyes. Now, I'm gonna go in there and claim my prizes.

Tricia: More as this story progresses.

He got stuck in a manhole, then proceeded to order take out from there.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He got stuck in a manhole, then proceeded to order take out from there.

"Mffph jlumpbr sllnthwk"

Hey, Mr. News guy ... I paid her fifty bucks for this blow job. Think you can wait till after it's over to interview her?

 

[BadAmy]

"Mffph jlumpbr sllnthwk"

Hey, Mr. News guy ... I paid her fifty bucks for this blow job. Think you can wait till after it's over to interview her?

He was attempting to convince others that he was from another planet.

 

[iso36]

Hi I'm new how are you?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Hi I'm new how are you?

Heya iso. Welcome to Lit. Hop aboard and go a few rounds in the playground.

He is in witness protection and-0-oops. Well, he will be again very, very soon.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Hi I'm new how are you?

Walked up to a news crew while they were broadcasting saying Hi I’m new here. How are you?

 

[Asian_Flower]

Walked up to a news crew while they were broadcasting saying Hi I’m new here. How are you?

Impossibly gorgeous woman stops traffic, creates chaos.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Impossibly gorgeous woman stops traffic, creates chaos.

She modeled her lingerie outside the store and looked better than the onlookers in them.

 

[n8Romantic]

She modeled her lingerie outside the store and looked better than the onlookers in them.

Gawkers staring at her incredibly beautiful legs caused a Mid-town traffic jam.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Gawkers staring at her incredibly beautiful legs caused a Mid-town traffic jam.

Invented midget bowling -- even his family won't speak to him anymore.

 

[n8Romantic]

Invented midget bowling -- even his family won't speak to him anymore.

Caused a scene at the midget bowling alley when he began kissing their balls for good luck.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Caused a scene at the midget bowling alley when he began kissing their balls for good luck.

Dressed as Michael Jackson with the Jheri curl wig but sings Prince songs at the local WMCA daily.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dressed as Michael Jackson with the Jheri curl wig but Sammy Prince songs at the local WMCA daily.

She started her own country, named it Cremora, and annexed the entire state of Delaware as her first act of achieving dominance.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She started her own country, named it Cremora, and annexed the entire state of Delaware as her first act of achieving dominance.

He’s put one big plait of a fake braid in his hair just to be able to have a manbun.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He’s put one big plait of a fake braid in his hair just to be able to have a manbun.

She owns more wigs than Dolly Partin

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She owns more wigs than Dolly Partin

He wears no less than 60 colorful tiny hair clips in his hair as a dedication to Buckwheat of the Little Rascals.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He wears no less than 60 colorful tiny hair clips in his hair as a dedication to Buckwheat of the Little Rascals.

A secret prostitute, BCC picketed the Home Depot because of their annual "do-it-yourself" sale.

 

[DeckardNYC]

A secret prostitute, BCC picketed the Home Depot because of their annual "do-it-yourself" sale.

Folks, a man in the Nations capitol was the successful bidder for the famed Clinton-Lewinsky cigar at auction today at Christie's in New York. The man, who goes by the moniker "VV", refused to say what he plans to do with the cigar. He reportedly was the only bidder, and paid $25.00 for the stale, Lewinsky-infused cigar.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Folks, a man in the Nations capitol was the successful bidder for the famed Clinton-Lewinsky cigar at auction today at Christie's in New York. The man, who goes by the moniker "VV", refused to say what he plans to do with the cigar. He reportedly was the only bidder, and paid $25.00 for the stale, Lewinsky-infused cigar.

Announced that he hated New York City, the Yankees, the Mets, the Rangers, the Knicks, and Al Sharpton (in that order), and declared he was moving to Buffalo to get away from it all. As he walked away, he was heard saying, "That'll fix 'em!"

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Announced that he hated New York City, the Yankees, the Mets, the Rangers, the Knicks, and Al Sharpton (in that order), and declared he was moving to Buffalo to get away from it all. As he walked away, he was heard saying, "That'll fix 'em!"

Tried to sell bubblegum flavored cigars to eliminate the bad breath that follows everyone.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He wears no less than 60 colorful tiny hair clips in his hair as a dedication to Buckwheat of the Little Rascals.

You're thinking of Farina, Buckwheat's sister / Brother.

Tried to sell bubblegum flavored cigars to eliminate the bad breath that follows everyone.

She refers to her pubes as "The Burning Bush." Daily shows are 11:00, 1:30, and 5:00 for those who want to see it.

 

[DeckardNYC]

You're thinking of Farina, Buckwheat's sister / Brother.



She refers to her pubes as "The Burning Bush." Daily shows are 11:00, 1:30, and 5:00 for those who want to see it.

The local media found him in Times Square, having taken the day off to do nothing but help little old ladies cross the street.

 

[HeavyBalls]

The local media found him in Times Square, having taken the day off to do nothing but help little old ladies cross the street.

Dude, stop jerkin' it in public, no one needs to see that!

 

[4nk8]

Dude, stop jerkin' it in public, no one needs to see that!

Plagiarised miles Cyrus “I came in like a wrecking ball”