Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[Gentledom45]

Because tonight I just want to hold you in my arms and stare into those beautiful eyes all night.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to plant my watermelon seeds.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're on call

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my neighbour's iguana is giving birth and I'm the midwife. Yes, I'm fully aware they lay eggs. It's going to take a while, darling.

 

[Kat73]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you are snoring.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm leaving on a one-way trip to Tibet.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a date.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because in the event of me going down there, I want to make a good impression on your Father. He'll certainly know if we do it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I’m watching football.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you've got all the wrong parts for it to be any good.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Monday.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because with those fingernails we're not!

 

[LizVegas79]

SDWCHSTB, whoa!, way too much back hair!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's "Find Your Four-Leafed Clover" night and I've got a feeling I'm going to find one!

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the video recorder broke.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I guess you could say the same for the webcam!

 

[jj72uk_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight, I have a hair ball stuck in my throat

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because apparently we broke you.

 

[newhere2learn]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because; we sleep on separate floors of the house.... And I wouldn't touch the sides any more of we did do.

 

[newhere2learn]

And darling, it's been so long that I've probably forgotten the rules, and how we actually do it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I don't feel like doing something dumb.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Sorry darling, we can't have we tonight, because I am still sore f I'm this mornings romp.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm learning how to do the Riverdance routine.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm learning how to do the Riverdance routine.

Sorry darling, I can't have sex tonight because I'm leaning the Riverdance routine with valkyrie, and I'm pretty sure I pulled something important!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am filled with existential angst.