Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because if you remember, you forgot where you put the fucking key for this fucking cock cage!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're not wearing your unicorn onesie.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my neighbour's friend's father's grandmother's sister's aunt's turtle died, and yes, it was a tragic death. I am truly devastated.

 

[LizVegas79]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I rode my sybbie all afternoon and not only am I exhausted from so many multiple orgasms, my poor little kitty is soooooo sore because I accidentally turned it up to 8!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because there is a disturbance in the Force.

 

[ontoit2]

Sorry darling but oat bran for breakfast, chipotle bean burrito for lunch, cabbage rolls for dinner. What’s that? I’m sleeping in the garage tonight?

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my comfort zone and I are sipping our coffee and enjoying some bonding time. I don't like to leave my comfort zone alone like that.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you can't afford it.

$$$

 

[Erlikkhan]

Sorry darling but we can't have sex tonight because I am worn out fucking your sister.

 

[Lia Monde]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I’m already booked three deep.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I’ve masturbated 18 times already today.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a nut allergy.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's your sister's turn....

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm watching figure skating competition on the telly.

 

[AveryElle]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because mercury is in retrograde.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I don't do mercy fucks!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I've got some gardening to do. No, it can't wait. It's best done under the moonlight.

 

[AveryElle]

Sorry darling, but I’m all out of fucks to give.

 

[AveryElle]

Sorry darling, we can’t fuck tonight because I’m under audit.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can’t fuck tonight because... Wait. Why is an overfed, wet, smelly Gremlin peeking out of your pants?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you ignored me in the thread. I said something nice & supportive to you & you posted after me, saying something nice about somebody else so...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you have feelings and I don't want to catch that.

 

[HBergeron]

SDWCHSTB I'm going to be having sex with somebody who's actually good at it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a tree house to build, with the obvious hand-painted sign 'No Boys Allowed!' nailed to the side.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a date