Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[HBergeron]

SDWCHSTB I masturbated 4 times today already... thinking about your sister.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm knitting dog sweaters.

 

[mrspank30]

I'm sorry we can't have sex tonight because I'm too interested in eating you out

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's your turn to do the laundry.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darlin, we can’t have sex because “I am running in the Olympics for a medal in abstinence”

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I’ll be cheering for my softball team at tonight's match.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

SDWCHSTB it requires being in the same place

 

[Mrtenant]

SDWCHSTB because 16 orgasms during the day is quite enough for you. Hydration darling.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

SDWCHSTB there's a game on and I'm tired of settling for sporadic attention

 

[Pantyboy74]

SDWCHSTB I refuse to do the whole officer and a gentleman scene again.

 

[talkeasy5813]

I love you...

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because when you sent me a text this afternoon it said “I love you Angela” My name isn’t Angela.

 

[OldUncleJack]

...the game has gone into extra time!

 

[newhere2learn]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because when you sent me a text this afternoon it said “I love you Angela” My name isn’t Angela.

Ouuuuch

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because...well...remember Bruce Jenner? Umm, yeah, we need to talk.

 

[DarkSimian]

SDWCHSTB tonight is the night I alphabetize my comics

 

[done_got_old]

SDWCHST because the doctor had to sew my vagina back in place after it fell out when we were screwing this afternoon.

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because tonight I'm binge-watching Dragonball Z.

 

[DarkSimian]

SDWCHSTB tonight is D&D night

 

[done_got_old]

SDWCHSTB because your brother can't come.

 

[LizVegas79]

SDWCHSTB I already had sex with a bunch of guests at work to tonight.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

SDWCHSTB there's a full moon

 

[mnbreastluver]

SDWCHSTB I haven’t showered in over a week.

 

[Taegul]

SDWCHSTB the restraining order is still valid.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

SDWCHSTB my laptop battery died

 

[beachbaby179]

Because, dammit, you're hundreds of miles away.