Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[Callmetim]

... I’m likely leaving you after I win the lottery tonight.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your penis re-attachment surgery failed. Again.

 

[HBergeron]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I already masturbated 6 times today thinking about your mother.

 

[Mei5ter]

...we’re both praying mantises and I ate you last night.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because there's no viagra left.

 

[Tinkerbe11]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because the dog ate my homework

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Sorry Darlin, we can't have sex tonight due to the zipper on my dinosaur suit is stuck

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry dear, we cannot have sex because no condom exists to cover a penis that small.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Sorry...I just don't want to disappoint you that much tonight.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I already gave at the office and don't feel like donating anymore to charity.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you father and grandfather wore me out this afternoon. If I see another cock, I'll die.

 

[neakman]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Trump is on the tV screen.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you don't pay enough.

 

[Lia Monde]

... I couldn’t wait for the ball game to finish, so I went ahead without you.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm still recovering from the last few days of turkey and too many baked goods to count. A salad almost sounds good at this point.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can't spread my legs.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

...because tonight is girl's night and there's no dicks allowed.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Ain't nobody got time for that with all these Cinderella duties to finish.

 

[tnh_06]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because, apparently, I am still me.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the Hallmark channel takes precedence.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a hangnail.

 

[ashik09]

Nothing here.

 

[Series 6]

I love the Hallmark Channel! I don't go looking for it, but if I pass by it when flipping through the channels, I'll end up watching whatever's on to the end!

But will you pass up sex to watch it?

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to save myself for work tomorrow. I'm trying for a promotion!

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have do my nails