Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[EmpressJosephine]

I had a SuperGlue accident.

 

[oneblueye]

hey

I got some wd40

 

[Lia Monde]

I'm going to an orgy with the 7 Dwarves.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because because it takes too long for you to get an erection and I have to go to work tomorrow.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be attending my 45-year Kindergarten reunion.

 

[fullservice65]

My left testicle was stolen by the girl next door.

 

[zydrate]

because you suck in bed...

 

[Jada59]

I'm charging my cell phone.

 

[HBergeron]

Because last time it was unnerving when you suddenly moved. I thought I hurt you!

 

[cliteatingman]

I am on another continent fucking someone else!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the tide is high.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can think of better ways to help me fall asleep.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I forgot to refill my "blue pills."

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have my freshly acquired crochet supplies to organise.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the crossword puzzle club is coming over tonight

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I bet quite some money that I could do a 5000-piece monochromatic jigsaw puzzle in one night.

 

[Crownvic]

Sorry dariling, we can’t have sex tonite..because I will be busy fucking two of my lovers...

 

[Series 6]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a hot date with a divorce lawyer.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're just a figment of my imagination and I haven't met you yet.

 

[LizVegas79]

... because I'm still sore from last night.

(oh what the hell, okay! )

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Sorry, it's not your turn tonight, but you can watch.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're a dead end, not a Stairway To Heaven nor a Highway To Hell. Not interested.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're a dead end, not a Stairway To Heaven nor a Highway To Hell. Not interested.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because ^ This wins the thread, I was going to post but not after that

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because because I didn't get the message on Lit because you're on my ignore list.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I accidentally got into a plane.