Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a new man.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you already walk like an Egyptian. Goddess knows what it'd be like in bed. I'll pass.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you forgot to brush up your teeth after dinner, and likely also, over the last twenty years.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we're going naked Christmas caroling.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm auctioning you off to the Plutonians.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you need to shave those legs....

 

[LizVegas79]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I'm all worn out down there from riding my sybian

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because my stunt double is off tonight and I don't do my own stunts.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because reading the latest Garfield collection will be infinitely more satisfying.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because you’re too much of a pussy to choke me.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because your friend Roger promised me he would take me out clubbing tonight.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to start my Christmas shopping. How late is the 99 cents store open?

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because all the condoms got recalled because of bustitus.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your balls haven't healed yet from when I kicked them last.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your balls haven't healed yet from when I kicked them last.

ROTFLMFBO


Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Santa cums tonight.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm fucking your brother...and he's damn good.

 

[PattiJolene]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because l have a date with Santa.

 

[akaSol]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've got brewer's droop

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling I can’t have sex tonight because Mrs. Clause came over and is way more kinkier than you could imagine.

 

[NubianPrincess1960]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Santa filled me up with his special brand of Christmas cheer

 

[ArtisticX]

sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because... Santa's cumming

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because there's an elf still eating my pussy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because Mrs Clause is insatiable.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because Santa promised me ten inches later.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to finish reading "The Zombie Survival Guide", just in case!