Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[Lia Monde]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I promised the elves a reward for a job well done.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Sorry darling...we can't have sex tonight because...I’m scared for the future, there are mind reading machines that can see what I’m thinking about doing to you and they would want to have me taken away.

 

[Gemma_0]

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a headache.

 

[SuperSissy]

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to wait for my DNA test to come back to see if we are compatible.

 

[Gemma_0]

Sorry, darling, we can't have sex tonight because you can't get it up.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Simon Says we can't and I definitely agree.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight....but there's something else I can do for you instead

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm too busy planning my world domination.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...it is -17 degrees out and I refuse to take off my sweats!

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...it is -17 degrees out and I refuse to take off my sweats!

But but but . . . okay

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

But but but . . . okay

Well for you I'll make the sacrifice. Long time, no read post.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Well for you I'll make the sacrifice. Long time, no read post.

I'd probably just rip the sweats off of you, and toss them in the corner with all those sexy nighties I've um, removed hastily

 

[Jada59]

I already have a line of men, and it extends out the door. Try to get here earlier tomorrow!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'd probably just rip the sweats off of you, and toss them in the corner with all those sexy nighties I've um, removed hastily

In that case, I'll leave them on and wait for you.

Good night.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...oh shit, it's Valentine's Day...Umm, I knew that. Lemme see if I can fit you in to my schedule...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'd rather be watching a Takeshi's Castle marathon.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Valkyrie is back!

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHST because I have to stop Valkyrie from making a terrible mistake.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I cannae be bovvered.

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHSTB I masturbated 14 times today thinking about what sex with you would be like tonight.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I used all the condoms as party balloons.

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHSTB Deckard keeps peeping in the windows. You know what? To hell with that. Let's do it and give him a show that he'll never forget.

 

[bigmahi]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I spanked the poor monkey so hard he's at the vet's office with a concussion.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm too grossed out -- I was dropping the shovel back at kurrginatorX's place, and when he didn't answer the door, I looked in the window to make sure he was ok, and saw him naked with a chicken, and he was kissing the chicken and calling it darling.

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHSTB that rubber chicken vibrator you like so much broke when I threw it at the window when Deckard was peeping in.