Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[JohnJx]

...because the kids are up way too late doing homework in the next room... AGAIN....

 

[lurkingguy1978]

...why would you want to do that?

 

[Jada59]

I'm cleansing my chakras.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be busy unwinding a skein of string theory.

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

You're still on that business trip ugh

 

[DDBustyBrit]

The wife’s still up!

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm finishing up my book about premature ejaculators I have known. You center prominently in the story!

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Lady JS needs me

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can't tell what's the front and what's the back.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can't tell what's the front and what's the back.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you picked wrong last time and I'm still too sore to walk.

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHSTB I jerked it thirteen times today. What? Of course I was thinking of you each and every time.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because of your consistent inability to "get the job done."

 

[MutualMatureMike]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've donated my genitals to medical research.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

You're not here.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can't wait that long.

 

[LizVegas79]

SDWCHSTB my kitty's all stretched out and sloppy from having sex with the hunky, super cute new Fed Ex guy this afternoon.

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHST because Dr. Liz held me over for a 12-hour seminar on how to be a better lover to you, but now I'm too tired to apply what I have learned.

 

[anniebaby10]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am still sore from last night.

That is a GREAT excuse. And sometimes very very true.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

because you have better taste than that.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the lion sleeps tonight and we don't want to wake him up with all the a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh that's going to take place.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the lion sleeps tonight and we don't want to wake him up with all the a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh that's going to take place.

Hilarious and original

SDWCHSTB your sister and her eight kids are staying the night.

 

[AssfuckBrenda]

Sorry darling we can't

Would never be said by me

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because AssFuckBrenda needs me

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your mother told me all about your "secret collection."

 

[done_got_old]

SDWCHSTB I gave (it all) at the office.