Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to text my Lit friends.

 

[SweetCheeks879]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm tired and don't what to stay up for another 3 minutes

 

[MutualMatureMike]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're over there, and I'm over here!

 

[Noor]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you ate things I am allergic to.

 

[Jada59]

Sorry darling. We can't have sex tonight because we're role playing and I'm a virgin. I plan to keep it that way!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because I put the chastity belt on you but lost the key.

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHSTB your sister is staying an extra night and--what? A Threesome? Hells yeah!

 

[wildchild24143]

Im so sore from your brother, last night

That is fucked up in a hot way

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHSTB I fucked your mother this morning, I fucked your sister this afternoon, and your brother gave ne a BJ on the way home this evening.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry darling. We can't have sex tonight because I won't be back from your BFF's house until very late...

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling. We can't have sex tonight because you haven't been able to get it up for months now.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we don't have enough alcohol in the house to make me lose consciousness.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I left the jumper cables at work.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I really have to take a shit!

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the coin flip turned up "tails".

 

[Jada59]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I seem to be caught in a spider web.

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHSTB Jada's gardener quit on her today and she's … um … interviewing new prospects tonight and … um … yeah, that's where I'll be. All night. In fact, I'll see you tomorrow.

 

[done_got_old]

SDWCHSTB there's green mold growing on your dick.

 

[kurrginatorX]

SDWCHSTB there's green mold growing on your dick.

SDWCHSTB that "yeast infection" of yours caused some kind of green mold to grow on my dick.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the judge renewed the restraining order for another 6 months. Marking my calendar...

 

[Jada59]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I just renewed my virginity.

 

[RustyIron]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because of the 6 T's

• Too Hot
• Too Cold
• Too Tired
• Too Early
• Too Late
• Too Bad

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because your sister already called dibs for the week. You know the rules, first cum first serve!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I came 3 times while watching Golden Girls reruns and I am spent.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because, clearly, my lucky undies seem to be cursed and I need to get rid of this bad juju.