Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[EmpressJosephine]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm taking your sister to bed.

 

[HappyToBeAlive]

Sorry darling, we cannot have sex tonight because your sister took the key of my belt with her...

 

[Mrs_Gray]

Sorry darling, we cannot have sex tonight because you've exceeded your allotment for the month.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am combing through all the excuses I have dealt in order to not have sex with you, so I don't repeat any.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've take upon myself the task to count all the stars in the sky, all the grains of sand in the land and draw a comparison between both.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I met the new secretary at work today and she takes great dicktation.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because these 5935 origami cranes aren't going to be folding themselves.

 

[Mei5ter]

...we have to self-isolate

 

[LizVegas79]

SDWCHSTB ... I tipped the Fed Ex guy, the UPS guy, the Amazon Prime guy and the Uber Eats girl today but I didn't have any cash so I sort of let them each ... you know what me instead.

 

[Dribble]

SDWCHSTB ... I tipped the Fed Ex guy, the UPS guy, the Amazon Prime guy and the Uber Eats girl today but I didn't have any cash so I sort of let them each ... you know what me instead.

But...why should that stop us?

 

[LizVegas79]

But...why should that stop us?

Oh right, lol, because I thought you don't like creampie - it's totally creampie city down there. Back there too

 

[Dribble]

Oh right, lol, because I thought you don't like creampie - it's totally creampie city down there. Back there too

That's your other bf...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to realign all my chakras.

 

[profindis]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to realign all my chakras.

I knew it, you are a new age guru!

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am going make the sun sticky, there will never be another night!

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the country might relapse into Covfefe-19 hysteria and I have to go buy 5,926 rolls of toilet paper so that I'm properly prepared.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my cock is not 6 feet 6 inches long.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I maxed out your credit card and you haven't given me a new one yet.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Sorry, no sex for you tonight. I'm busy pleasing all my Lit lovers

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I have to go watch The Lord of the Rings with a 'friend' of mine tonight ...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you can't last for 3 days straight only stopping for 15 minutes every 3 to 5 hours.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I'm upset with you Again...for the millionth time.

 

[Ziggins]

Sorry darling, I usually get along with your pussy troll, but now with his mother visiting they constantly argue, so my dick feels unwelcome in there.

 

[Booboobear84]

Sorry dear but you are the one who insisted on social distancing at home.

 

[chame1eon]

Lost the cuff keys.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you don't like it when I bring sharp, metallic items to bed with us.