Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[wolfgrrl]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your wife has me all tied up

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am waiting for the pudding to cool down. No, it's not an euphemism. I really have a pudding in the fridge.

 

[Esslemont]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am waiting for the pudding to cool down. No, it's not an euphemism. I really have a pudding in the fridge.

Sorry darling....
Can’t have sex tonight because I’m waiting for pudding to cool down.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, darling we can't have sex tonight because there's too much echo in here and ir greatly affects my tinnitus.

 

[Mature4P]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because .....I promised your Mother I would spend the night with her.

 

[PattiJolene]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because.....WHAT? l don't think so lol. You aren't pulling that line on me tonight, its been a few weeks now.

 

[Esslemont]

Sorry darling but we can’t have sex tonight because the hunting needs to be done before the snow blocks the mountain pass. Then I’ll bring you home something to eat.

 

[cliteatingman]

Because your hokes are already filled by my friends cocks and ther wives have my dick quite occupied....

 

[Jada59]

Because the Dr. said I'm contagious.

 

[Hornblende]

Because you drained me so thoroughly last night...

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm slowly reading a Dr. Seuss book that's 3 grades above my reading level. I'm ambitious like that.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I’m cataloguing my shoes

 

[happyhouror2]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I’m cataloguing my shoes

i can wait

 

[DDBustyBrit]

i can wait

Well don’t hold your breath, I have a lot of shoes

 

[happyhouror2]

Well don’t hold your breath, I have a lot of shoes

i stopped holding my breath a long time ago.... too many pass outs

 

[Apisto42]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because I have to clean all your shoes.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because President Trump forecasted the next hurricane to hit San Diego.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because I bought more new shoes that need cleaned

 

[cliteatingman]

Sorry Darling we can't have sex tonight because my dick is in your sister's mouth.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm too busy posting on Lit to be bothered. Said no one ever.

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your brother locked me into my chastity belt.

 

[MsLead]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the kitty ran away...

 

[Xerxes82]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because this Jenga tournament won't play itself.

 

[MsLead]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight cuz your mom is in our bed.

 

[Jada59]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I might get a phone call.