Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be tearing down the living room, looking for the remote.

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I had broccoli for lunch...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll most definitely regret it in the morning and I follow a strict 'Regret Nothing' policy.

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I sold the bed for some magic beans

 

[moonflasher]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight, because the mailman came in for coffee again so i'm good .

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I prefer climbing an entirely different kind of bean stalk.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I already deposited my load in someone else's mouth today.

 

[Sloane32]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I misplaced the key to your cb6000L.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's knitting night.

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I gave at the office.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I've made a pinky promise not to. You never break pinky promises.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my lucky condom is at the dry cleaners. Should be ready tomorrow.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to pluck my ass hairs with pliers.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be punching a few things out.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry we cant have sex tonight because its not my birthday.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your mother's staying over

 

[Hypoxia]

Sorry we can't have sex tonight because the anacondas are loose.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Sorry we can’t have sex tonight because Santa’s sack can’t be emptied until Christmas Eve

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I won't be home.

 

[jj72uk_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I just knocked one out

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the I have rug burns from the last time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry Darlin we can’t have sex because it would ruin my Benadryl high!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm getting a colonoscopy early tomorrow morning.

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm having sex with BlackCaramelCreme tonight

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm out of almond butter.