Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[numeniusa]

... because if we wait til tomorrow, we can be as noisy as we like

 

[13Fantasies]

Influenza A got there first. -Sigh-

 

[base10]

... because if we wait til tomorrow, we can be as noisy as we like

I fail to understand this logic

....because I've already masturbated multiple times today. Sorry, you weren't around.

 

[LadyJS]

You've given me absolutely no reason to be interested.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Because I’m scared I would blow you through the roof when I came

 

[pumperguy191]

You've given me absolutely no reason to be interested.

this one fits my situation sooooooo well

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because having a release means more than just breaking wind.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because having a release means more than just breaking wind.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...


I'm too interested in perving the poster above me.

 

[TarynUp]

My parents are still awake

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

I'm meeting with your boss to teach him how to go down on a woman.

 

[Kat73]

...because we are sleeping in a yurt with the rest of the family.

 

[HBergeron]

Because you always say no, so I stopped asking.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...the sheriff is here to take me away.

 

[LucifersDaughter]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Thursday

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Thursday

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the Atlantic is in the way.

 

[13Fantasies]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because having a release means more than just breaking wind.

Hahahaha!

Hilarious.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm still working on my New Year's resolution list.

 

[DarkrSide]

You are too far away from me

 

[HBergeron]

We can't have sex tonight because I'm just waiting for property values to rise so we can make a profit when I divorce you (past tense).

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's not kosher.

 

[Karabare]

You've given me absolutely no reason to be interested.

Same....

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's too repetitive. I get bored easily.

 

[walkingeagle]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Valkries coming over

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you'll most definitely spend the night at the hospital, with a deviated septum.

 

[walkingeagle]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you'll most definitely spend the night at the hospital, with a deviated septum.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because Valkrie like's it rough