Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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I actually saw this...
A couple we know here in Florida (as friends only) are very active into swinging, full swap, and they like to make videos (we defiantly DO NOT) of their activities along with audio.
One video that was shared with us it could heard, “Would you let me try anal?”
The answer, “You can but it might get a little messy.”
Yea, that’s something I never want to hear while having sex.
A couple we know here in Florida (as friends only) are very active into swinging, full swap, and they like to make videos (we defiantly DO NOT) of their activities along with audio.
One video that was shared with us it could heard, “Would you let me try anal?”
The answer, “You can but it might get a little messy.”
Yea, that’s something I never want to hear while having sex.
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*BANG*flap/flap/flap/flap...
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Damn, Jade. You do that better than my sister.
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What the hell is that?!
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Lol, love this.
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