What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MiaBabe23]

Thinking that guys here who evidently read me saying I don’t appreciate dms from randos and told themselves that that’s really saying, “Please say dirty things on a thread then dm me” really need to improve their thinking skills
Oh. And telling me you’re older so can teach me a thing or two…? Well, at least you made me laugh

 

[aquamarina35]

How is it that the long weekend is almost over?

 

[BDA73]

What time is checkout..I need another 6 hours of sleep

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

How is it that the long weekend is almost over?

It's bullshit.

 

[Tallulah82]

I should have taken that opportunity for a nap

 

[angelofthenorth]

A Stakeout...

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I should have taken that opportunity for a nap

Always take the nap!

 

[Tallulah82]

Always take the nap!

I know but I felt it was more hassle than worth. Such regrets! I shall not say no to myself next time

 

[MrPimms]

Is it really worth it?

 

[Tallulah82]

Is it really worth it?

Well, that depends!

According to one TikTokker going through the cost and pain of getting a new nose so her future children wouldn't inherit her nose... yeah, that was worth it...

 

[Xerxes82]

Today's day at work is going to come down to how many of my customers have cleared their snow versus how many haven't made the slightest effort despite ordering delivery.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm going to have to switch my mouthwash. I use Listerine but it makes my mouth so dry now. How odd! I'll have to ask my dentist.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Why I can't get out of my writer's slump

 

[ccs29745]

I'm going to have to switch my mouthwash. I use Listerine but it makes my mouth so dry now. How odd! I'll have to ask my dentist.

Listerine is notorious for that. I think it burns more than any other fluoride. Colgate has a nice peppermint flavored one.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm going to have to switch my mouthwash. I use Listerine but it makes my mouth so dry now. How odd! I'll have to ask my dentist.

I’ve had two dentists recommend Act mouthwash to me.

 

[Xerxes82]

I overheard two guys having a conversation about the logistics of Santa, were he real. And then an attractive woman walked by and one of the two said "I'd like to stuff something down her chimney" after she was out of earshot.

And now I'm kind of wondering which orifice qualifies as the chimney in this case.

This is not the rabbit hole my brain wants to be going down right now.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Oh no...not" the cliffs of insanity!!"

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

@Tallulah82

Everybody else is fucking finding out who I am.
Why shouldn't you know?

Oh wait...I like fucking with you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

It's funny that guys actually think that poster is a woman, but in a strange way, not the funny ha ha way.

Lit could really be an experiment in psychology.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

It's funny that guys actually think that poster is a woman, but in a strange way, not the funny ha ha way.

Lit could really be an experiment in psychology.

I've told you I'm not a fe...um...woman

Who the fuck are we talking about?

 

[Xerxes82]

It's funny that guys actually think that poster is a woman, but in a strange way, not the funny ha ha way.

Lit could really be an experiment in psychology.

As always, curious about these. But I won't lie, I have a few "women" here on my Highly Sus list.

I could be wrong about all of them, but the red flags are flying high.

 

[barefootgirl69]

As always, curious about these. But I won't lie, I have a few "women" here on my Highly Sus list.

I could be wrong about all of them, but the red flags are flying high.

Sometimes, they are obvious.

What interests me (and annoys me at the same time) is when it's pointed out, but it's overlooked because it's feeding their...fantasy.

 

[Xerxes82]

Sometimes, they are obvious.

What interests me (and annoys me at the same time) is when it's pointed out, but it's overlooked because it's feeding their...fantasy.

I don't get that one either. But I suppose some are so desperate they don't want to know the truth, and others are so thirsty it really doesn't matter.

Fakers suck.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I don't get that one either. But I suppose some are so desperate they don't want to know the truth, and others are so thirsty it really doesn't matter.

Fakers suck.

WTF?!

 

[Xerxes82]

WTF?!

Truth hurts.