What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Meh. Fuck it.

You weren't supposed to tell people about my picture dressed up as Cousin It!

 

[MedicalMuse]

@MedicalMuse

This is the truest thing I have ever seen

 

[snexxer]

You know what I like about you? Your subtlety.

I am as subtle as burning a house because you found a spider.

If youre gonna do it, do it right first time.

Ps, have you seen my new thread?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Meh. Fuck it.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I am as subtle as burning a house because you found a spider.

If youre gonna do it, do it right first time.

Ps, have you seen my new thread?

I just followed it, you lucky bastard.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Try fruitcake with cheese.

Just thinking about that combination of textures sent a chill down my spine.
I will continue to eat my cheeses, stinky or otherwise, without sullying them with fruitcake (which is a scourge upon Earth, btw).

 

[Wand3rlust]

I need to feed the Christmas cake.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I need to feed the Christmas cake.

Like Little Shop of Horrors?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I think I bought too many Christmas presents

 

[Tallulah82]

Are you wanting a slice, too?

*gets my winter gear on*

*Ahem*

Please can I subscribe to this delivery service. Thank you. But for the real North, you don't need your big coat yet. It's above 0 deg celcius. A scarf will do.

 

[cheekygirl75]

No chocolate involved, sadly.

Lots of dried fruit. There is whisky in it. Or whiskey.

I can get on board with the whisky, with the ‘e’ or without, I think. But no thanks to the dried fruit.

 

[MrPimms]

*Ahem*

Please can I subscribe to this delivery service. Thank you. But for the real North, you don't need your big coat yet. It's above 0 deg celcius. A scarf will do.

Only a scarf?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Just thinking about that combination of textures sent a chill down my spine.
I will continue to eat my cheeses, stinky or otherwise, without sullying them with fruitcake (which is a scourge upon Earth, btw).

I like this fruit cake, but I don’t add the cherries
https://www.ruchikrandhap.com/traditional-irish-christmas-cake/#recipe

 

[Tallulah82]

Only a scarf?

*ALERT! ALERT!*

Mr Pimms has found a secret key and unlocked one of your hidden boxes.

*ALERT! ALERT!*

 

[MrPimms]

*ALERT! ALERT!*

Mr Pimms has found a secret key and unlocked one of your hidden boxes.

*ALERT! ALERT!*

I am not a lert.

 

[LostHorizon]

people baffle me.

Maybe we need to teach people to pay attention? Remember when we got told to hold hands to cross the street? I just watched someone walk into a moving vehicle and then yell at the driver for not stoping her from walking into the side of it.

Spend some time at Costco. It is the most infuriating place to be to watch self absorbed people mindlessly not pay attention to what’s happening around them.

 

[cheekygirl75]

BORED!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Lit is the most infuriating place to be to watch self absorbed people mindlessly not pay attention to what’s happening around them.

Fify

 

[MedicalMuse]

Spend some time at Costco. It is the most infuriating place to be to watch self absorbed people mindlessly not pay attention to what’s happening around them.

I always imagine they drive their cars like they drive their carts

 

[Xerxes82]

BORED!

*bats eyelashes in cheeky's direction*

Well hello there.

 

[ericalauren]

I’m at my job and I’m thinking about how much I miss my parrot. I only got to spend half an hour with her today (so far).

 

[dkak001]

Maybe we need to teach people to pay attention? Remember when we got told to hold hands to cross the street? I just watched someone walk into a moving vehicle and then yell at the driver for not stoping her from walking into the side of it.

The laws of Darwin traverse time and space to envelop all. One can hope we don't do too much to prevent their effect.

 

[snexxer]

BORED!

Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice

She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”

She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers, “I don’t know—I thought you were watching.”

 

[dkak001]

Fruit cake?
Blech!

This simply isn't going to work. We can no longer be friends...

 

[dkak001]

I always imagine they drive their cars like they drive their carts

And they ALL end up on the road around me. EVERY. FUCKING. ONE. OF. THEM!!!