What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[cheekygirl75]

Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice

She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”

She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers, “I don’t know—I thought you were watching.”

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

people baffle me.

Maybe we need to teach people to pay attention? Remember when we got told to hold hands to cross the street? I just watched someone walk into a moving vehicle and then yell at the driver for not stoping her from walking into the side of it.

A- fucking -men

https://ibb.co/sdWvj1rx

 

[Wand3rlust]

How'd I miss that?

 

[Xerxes82]

How'd I miss that?

My big ol' booty was probably in the way. Sorry.

 

[ericalauren]

Is anyone doing any baking for the holidays? I like to bake brownies or cookies for when I go to my aunt and uncle’s house in Massachusetts. Nothing too fancy, though.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Who can I fucking curse out right now? I'm an agitated alt.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Wtf @cheekygirl75

You volunteering

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wtf @cheekygirl75

You volunteering

I thought @LordofDargaardkeep was your usual punching bag?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Who can I fucking curse out right now? I'm an agitated alt.

I thought @LordofDargaardkeep was your usual punching bag?

you all are going to give me a complex

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I thought @LordofDargaardkeep was your usual punching bag?

He's Lord Pussy now. Didn't you get the memo?









Sorry Farquaad. I know your a dude.

 

[LostHorizon]

BORED!

You don’t have to yell at us about it.

 

[MedicalMuse]

you all are going to give me a complex

Your skin is thicker than that, m’lord

 

[Xerxes82]

You don’t have to yell at us about it.

I dunno, I kind of like the idea of @cheekygirl75 screaming.

 

[cheekygirl75]

He's Lord Pussy now. Didn't you get the memo?









Sorry Farquaad. I know your a dude.

Wouldn’t he like being lord of pussy?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wouldn’t he like being lord of pussy?

Please do not feed the fucking ego

 

[cocokittysurprise]

This simply isn't going to work. We can no longer be friends...

Over fruitcake?

Wow, you think you know a person...

 

[MedicalMuse]

And also, what’s the fucking deal with people following me that have never spoken to me and I don’t even know who the hell they are. The fuck people.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Over fruitcake?

Wow, you think you know a person...

The Irish one is really good. It doesn’t taste like the weird American fruitcake that you could bludgeon someone to death with.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Your skin is thicker than that, m’lord

sometimes in a moment of weakness I am embrace my inner @OldDirtyAltGuy and get all sensitive and such

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Wouldn’t he like being lord of pussy?

Please do not feed the fucking ego

You've fucking got me there.

 

[Xerxes82]

And also, what’s the fucking deal with people following me that have never spoken to me and I don’t even know who the hell they are. The fuck people.

I feel this, I do.

 

[hotoldrguy]

And also, what’s the fucking deal with people following me that have never spoken to me and I don’t even know who the hell they are. The fuck people.

maybe bots?

 

[fsa52]

And also, what’s the fucking deal with people following me that have never spoken to me and I don’t even know who the hell they are. The fuck people.

I think almost every woman here has experienced that. It is both strange and irritating.

 

[Xerxes82]

I think almost every woman here has experienced that. It is both strange and irritating.

I don't doubt it is way, way worse for women.

But even *I* have followers. And maybe two of them are people I've seen around the boards way back when. The others are all no post count weirdos who've never said a word to me or anybody else.

 

[Jodaily]

Is anyone doing any baking for the holidays? I like to bake brownies or cookies for when I go to my aunt and uncle’s house in Massachusetts. Nothing too fancy, though.

This is an awesome recipe and has become my absolute favorite cookie.
https://handletheheat.com/peanut-butter-chocolate-chip-cookies/