What have you lied about recently 🧐

[Tallulah82]

I lied to my mum that I'd be "happy to come over and sort out your smart TV". I wasn't happy. But fortunately, she said no rush and Monday will be fine. Now I'm happy.

 

[Btq97]

Everytime a tell someone on a support call I was happy help.

 

[RachelPost]

That cleaning up after a colleague in the break room was not a problem.

 

[Tallulah82]

I have been shockingly honest with anyone who's come into contact with me in recent weeks. Kind of have no fucks to give. Fortunately, nothing disastrous has come of it. The lying shall recommence shortly where I shall pretend as usual to give a fuck.

 

[Pad_Foot]

That I would be happy to work part time today

 

[Tallulah82]

I am lying to myself that the Pringles don't need to count in calories because I was moving the entire time I was eating them. And it was only a small handful. Two at the most. Or three.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Wearing 4" stilletos and nothing else...I was really in my fuzzy pj's

 

[mynameisben]

When the officer asked me if I saw the red light that I just blew through, I told him this:

"I was travelling so fast towards that traffic signal, the light waves emanating from it were doppler shifted into the green portion of the color spectrum. So from my perspective, the light was not red when I drove past it. Perfectly legal."


-Ben

 

[Yesok1]

Telling my gf I'm texting my BFF. Not that I'm playing around on lit chatting with other women.

 

[mpeters]

Pretty sure it’s every time someone asks me how I’m doing and I say “Fine.” Or “Ok”

 

[Yesok1]

Pretty sure it’s every time someone asks me how I’m doing and I say “Fine.” Or “Ok”

Yes, and you smile on, but inside you're withering and dying wanting to scream. "NO EVERYTHING ISNT FUCKING OK!" But you just grin and make a joke.

 

[joclfc]

Telling my gf I'm texting my BFF. Not that I'm playing around on lit chatting with other women.

Are you OK, you know where I am if you want to chat

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Oh gosh…I have a long list…where would you like me to start

 

[LucieLou007]

Telling my boss today i have not had a break when i did just a hour before (and got away with it)

 

[joclfc]

Every time I open my mouth

 

[kathyisgr65]

Did you learn from me on the opposite side as a male?!

What ur not nekkid w a 10" dick

 

[kathyisgr65]

What ur not nekkid w a 10" dick

I thought it had to be true if it was on the Internet

 

[Xerxes82]

Every single time a customer asks me how my day is going.

So like 60 times a day, minimum.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So... I'm headed to Australia this week and have managed to keep it a surprise from my family. I was chatting with my mum last night and mentioned I was packing and of course she asked "where are you going?". I didn't technically lie; I told her I was flying to San Francisco (true). When she asked what for, I said "a conference"; also technically true.

What she doesn't know is the conference is in Sydney. I let her assume it's in California

 

[Tallulah82]

I lied on Monday. I acted disappointed that I couldn't make a social gathering on Friday. I wasn't disappointed. They meet at least once a week for social. Even if I have the time it's a hard no from me. Once a fortnight is nearly too much for me as it is!

 

[ydahecnot]

Wearing 4" stilletos and nothing else...I was really in my fuzzy pj's

That is probably the case in similar scenarios more than half the time

 

[kathyisgr65]

That is probably the case in similar scenarios more than half the time

Right

 

[NewEng]

Nothing - never have lied, ever

 

[Mrtenant]

I lied on Monday. I acted disappointed that I couldn't make a social gathering on Friday. I wasn't disappointed. They meet at least once a week for social. Even if I have the time it's a hard no from me. Once a fortnight is nearly too much for me as it is!

Terrible. Naughty girl.

Go to my room!

 

[Mrtenant]

I lied about having a room, a few seconds ago.