What have you lied about recently 🧐

[Tallulah82]

I lied about having a room, a few seconds ago.

Fucking tease.

 

[Treeview]

Pretty sure it’s every time someone asks me how I’m doing and I say “Fine.” Or “Ok”

My dividing line for what is Fine is if its Life Threatening. NEVER lie about Life Threatening issues

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Easy access to Gilfs and pancake titties

 

[Leigh81]

My mom asked what we did Saturday night & I told her we went out for dinner then dancing. She'd fall over if she knew where we really went

 

[Tallulah82]

I have to admit, I lie. Every single day.

I have a sign hung up in my hallway next to my front door. It's says "Welcome to our home".

Truth is, you're not welcome. Not without advanced warning or as a prior arrangement so I can be mentally prepared to deal with whatever brings you to my door. And even then, you're on a time limit.

 

[JackKingOff]

I lie about being happy and having a full-filling life, all so I can do my best yo keep a positive outlook and not be depressed

 

[Photog1rl]

I lied in the tell blatant lies about yourself thread when I said I didn’t want to have an orgasm.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Being okay with something when I'm really not. That was dumb.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Telling the contractor I don’t remember the price of the other quote I’ve received.

 

[Tallulah82]

I lied yesterday when asked about 'what I'm up to'... I shrugged and said 'not much'. But. I tell this lie often because the truth is I have 100 things I do and I can't be arsed explaining to someone the lots of shit I juggle. I think there's a lot of people out there who think I sit around all day and I'm good with that.

 

[vibes]

Work generally, I'm basically paid for lying

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I tell all of my direct reports at work that I don't have any favorites. I definitely do and they know who they are.

 

[Tallulah82]

Nothing, because I've been an anti-social, cave-dwelling hag for a few days, so no chance to lie!

 

[mnbreastluver]

That I’d only put the tip in.
Wait, that was in 1984 and not recently. Ummmm, never mind.

To a pollster for the election. Let them think they are doing better than they are.

 

[Taegul]

I lied to myself when I said I wouldn't eat the whole thing but save some for later.

If I was Pinocchio, my nose would be tickling an Aussie's ass in Melbourne right now.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

That Santa Claus was real and that his elves send out letters when you get close to making the naughty list...

 

[Tallulah82]

I lied to the people on my doorstep this morning. They wanted to talk religion. I said I was on a work call. I wasn't. I was watching Grey's Anatomy whilst waiting to leave for a meeting.

I should feel bad but I'm probably going to someone's version of hell already as it is.

 

[TheMrBurns]

I told a colleague that I respected their point of view... fucking idiot.

 

[SavannaT]

I told my husband I’ve never shown my tits on the internet

 

[base10]

Telling someone I'm just not in a talkative mood, when I actually just didn't want to talk to them

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

...that I'm ok.

 

[sallysparrow23]

...that I'm ok.

Same

 

[mickyp123]

I lied to the people on my doorstep this morning. They wanted to talk religion. I said I was on a work call. I wasn't. I was watching Grey's Anatomy whilst waiting to leave for a meeting.

I should feel bad but I'm probably going to someone's version of hell already as it is.

doubt they "witnessed" it lol

 

[Mada69]

I told my husband I’ve never shown my tits on the internet

And the internet thanks you

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I lied to the people on my doorstep this morning. They wanted to talk religion. I said I was on a work call. I wasn't. I was watching Grey's Anatomy whilst waiting to leave for a meeting.

I should feel bad but I'm probably going to someone's version of hell already as it is.

I don't bother lying to them. I just say I'm not interested in changing my religion, say thank you and shut the door.