What have you lied about recently 🧐

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have told everyone today that I'm doing great!

Sorry I didn't ask before posting this selfie you sent me....

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I do love to be efficient
Except when I’m packing.

OR when you're on lit intead of working... or when you're trying to be a brat...

 

[MrsPassion]

OR when you're on lit intead of working... or when you're trying to be a brat...

I can multitask you top hat wearing, monocled, busy body!!

 

[base10]

That I say I like people more than I really do, but it's easier than having a shitty conversation

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I can multitask you top hat wearing, monocled, busy body!!

I never doubted those abilities! #multitaskingqueen #dontdissherorelse #busyyourbody

 

[MrsPassion]

I never doubted those abilities! #multitaskingqueen #dontdissherorelse #busyyourbody

Lmfao @ “busy your body”

 

[BadAmy]

I'm nice.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

My shoe size.. nudge nudge wink wink.

 

[Photog1rl]

My shoe size.. nudge nudge wink wink.

Are you telling everyone that you wear small shoes again? Don’t be shy! Celebrate your natural size!!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Are you telling everyone that you wear small shoes again? Don’t be shy! Celebrate your natural size!!

Tis a 10.5 us, uk 9 ish according to on line shoe size.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I tried to make a woman believe I was the United States ambassador to Portugal.

 

[BadAmy]

I told this guy I believed he was the United States ambassador to Portugal.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I might have lied about not crushing
It just happens too fast

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I once had a woman convinced I trained dolphins to be lifeguards.

 

[fsa52]

That I honestly give a shit!

 

[LeslieParker]

Wearing panties sometimes, my friend saw the waist of my panties last weekend and asked if I was wearing them, I lied, mostly embarassed and played it off that I wasn't, but I really was. So dumb, but it was the panic in the moment.

 

[Bry1313]

That I liked the dessert someone made for us last.

 

[sno_22]

That gaining an hour is a good thing.

 

[VikingPhoenix]

I have told everyone today that I'm doing great!

Hug

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

I keep telling my great nieces that I’m 29 just like last year.

 

[rainbow_treefrog]

I have a court ordered therapist I have to see once a week, and I lie to him about how things are going for me because if I didn't, well I don't really want to think of what would happen.

 

[sister jenny]

That I am awake when someone calls and wakes me up. No idea why since it does not matter and no one cares.
But for some reason I am always trying to make the person feel better for calling really early and waking me.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I told my kid we were out of Fruit Roll-Ups.
Nope - I was just keeping the last one for myself.

 

[VikingPhoenix]

I told my son I liked his GF... I really, really, really don't.

Hugs...that's not easy

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

I lied that my cock shrunk a full inch down to 7” after I got Covid last year.