alwaysawake.....aka CAPTAIN SMARTASS! Join "S.A.W.U."!!!!!!

tonitits said:


So you must have got off work early again, are you working your butt off?
yeah--it will be all driving tomorrow...those bozo bosses want me to drive to Paisley...which is being threatened by the 100,000 acre fire. I bet they don't let me close!
 
alwaysawake said:
yeah--it will be all driving tomorrow...those bozo bosses want me to drive to Paisley...which is being threatened by the 100,000 acre fire. I bet they don't let me close!

so what are you going to do if you can't get close?
 
The only thing that I can do is turn around and come home...and get paid for my driving time! :D
 
alwaysawake said:
The only thing that I can do is turn around and come home...and get paid for my driving time! :D


well that would be cool. get paid for not working! And of course it would take you quite awhile to get back, right?
 
tonitits said:



well that would be cool. get paid for not working! And of course it would take you quite awhile to get back, right?
It is going to take about 4 hours just to get to where the forest fires are...so my 8 hour day would be shot right there! :D
 
alwaysawake said:
It is going to take about 4 hours just to get to where the forest fires are...so my 8 hour day would be shot right there! :D

well you be careful, don't want you to get hurt!
 
alwaysawake said:
Cute 1sexybrat...plots revenge for that remark!!! :D :devil:

Awwwwwww now AA you know that turtle is cute what is the matter with you...;) I was just reading how you going into the fires...and I agree with Toni...please be careful...:kiss: :kiss:
 
1sexylady said:


Awwwwwww now AA you know that turtle is cute what is the matter with you...;) I was just reading how you going into the fires...and I agree with Toni...please be careful...:kiss: :kiss:
I am always careful and since I saw the fire jumped Hwy 31 (main road into town) on the news just a bit ago--I will be driving 4 plus hours just to turn around and come home (with pay! woohoo!) Will post whenever I get back to where I can get online...and na na na na na naaaaaaaa--our roads are ALL free--no tolls! Hee hee :D :p
 
alwaysawake said:
I am always careful and since I saw the fire jumped Hwy 31 (main road into town) on the news just a bit ago--I will be driving 4 plus hours just to turn around and come home (with pay! woohoo!) Will post whenever I get back to where I can get online...and na na na na na naaaaaaaa--our roads are ALL free--no tolls! Hee hee :D :p

Just like I predicted...the road was closed--I drove home...ran into a hellacious thruderstorm that cracked the windshield in 3 spots and dented the hood. Now I get to take the vehicle to the State Motor Pool in the morning and explain the damage LOL I am well and bratty...like Patty! :D :p
 
I know it isn't even close to being Christmas...but thought people would get a kick out of this! Enjoy and have a great day--AA

9 Reasons Santa Can't Be A Man


Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don't answer their mail.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men can't pack a bag.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
Men don't like to wrap presents, so if Santa were a man, the gifts would be in their bags.
Men don't ask for directions, and Santa would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.





:p :D ;)
 
alwaysawake said:


Just like I predicted...the road was closed--I drove home...ran into a hellacious thruderstorm that cracked the windshield in 3 spots and dented the hood. Now I get to take the vehicle to the State Motor Pool in the morning and explain the damage LOL I am well and bratty...like Patty! :D :p

Sorry to hear about your truck, but I am glad that you are ok and did not have to go near the fires! Too dangerous, we can't have our bratty teddy bear getting hurt! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
tonitits said:


Sorry to hear about your truck, but I am glad that you are ok and did not have to go near the fires! Too dangerous, we can't have our bratty teddy bear getting hurt! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Hiya Toni...hugs and kisses..If it were my truck then I'd be really upset...it was my government vehicle that got hammered! LOL Nahhhhh I am too big and tough to get hurt...thanks for the good wishes and have a GREAT day...better get ready for work soon here--AA :rose: x12
 
alwaysawake said:
I know it isn't even close to being Christmas...but thought people would get a kick out of this! Enjoy and have a great day--AA

9 Reasons Santa Can't Be A Man


Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don't answer their mail.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men can't pack a bag.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
Men don't like to wrap presents, so if Santa were a man, the gifts would be in their bags.
Men don't ask for directions, and Santa would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.





:p :D ;)

Well #2 is true......
and #4
and#6
and the last one....for sure...:)
 
Running through..quickly depantsing aa...

5 quick swats with my cat 'o' nine tails!!


WOOOOOOHOOOOOO..look at that sexy red glow!!! :devil:

:kiss: *ladylove*:kiss:
 
*ladylove* said:
Running through..quickly depantsing aa...

5 quick swats with my cat 'o' nine tails!!


WOOOOOOHOOOOOO..look at that sexy red glow!!! :devil:

:kiss: *ladylove*:kiss:
More More...LOL quickly catches her--dut tapes her...and gets out the feather! Hee Hee :devil:

and sexybrat...I'll deal with YOU later LMAO :D :p
 
for goodness sake AA,


PULL UP YOUR PANTS.....

Doesn't Oregon have enough Lighthouse to keep ships from running aground.... hehe
 
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