alwaysawake.....aka CAPTAIN SMARTASS! Join "S.A.W.U."!!!!!!

[alwaysawake]

this will help make quick of those teletubbies for you AA

http://www.avault.com/featured/hidden/objects/weapons/tnt.jpg

Thanks Heavy--much appreciated...NOW we just need a large pile of teletubbies and we are set! Hee Hee! AA

 

[alwaysawake]

Since we have a yellow alert smog day today (unusual for us to have ANY smog)...they recommended non-motorized transportation. Here is my solution this morning...byeeeee all

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0831.jpg

 

[tonitits]

Since we have a yellow alert smog day today (unusual for us to have ANY smog)...they recommended non-motorized transportation. Here is my solution this morning...byeeeee all

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0831.jpg

If you are not supposed to use motorized transportation how are you suppose to work?

 

[1sexylady]

Since we have a yellow alert smog day today (unusual for us to have ANY smog)...they recommended non-motorized transportation. Here is my solution this morning...byeeeee all

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0831.jpg

well AA you look cute but who is the kid on top????? We have those days everyday...

 

[alwaysawake]

well AA you look cute but who is the kid on top????? We have those days everyday...

Cute 1sexybrat...plots revenge for that remark!!!

 

[tonitits]

Cute 1sexybrat...plots revenge for that remark!!!

So you must have got off work early again, are you working your butt off?

 

[alwaysawake]

So you must have got off work early again, are you working your butt off?

yeah--it will be all driving tomorrow...those bozo bosses want me to drive to Paisley...which is being threatened by the 100,000 acre fire. I bet they don't let me close!

 

[tonitits]

yeah--it will be all driving tomorrow...those bozo bosses want me to drive to Paisley...which is being threatened by the 100,000 acre fire. I bet they don't let me close!

so what are you going to do if you can't get close?

 

[alwaysawake]

The only thing that I can do is turn around and come home...and get paid for my driving time!

 

[tonitits]

The only thing that I can do is turn around and come home...and get paid for my driving time!

well that would be cool. get paid for not working! And of course it would take you quite awhile to get back, right?

 

[alwaysawake]

well that would be cool. get paid for not working! And of course it would take you quite awhile to get back, right?

It is going to take about 4 hours just to get to where the forest fires are...so my 8 hour day would be shot right there!

 

[tonitits]

It is going to take about 4 hours just to get to where the forest fires are...so my 8 hour day would be shot right there!

well you be careful, don't want you to get hurt!

 

[1sexylady]

Cute 1sexybrat...plots revenge for that remark!!!

Awwwwwww now AA you know that turtle is cute what is the matter with you... I was just reading how you going into the fires...and I agree with Toni...please be careful...

 

[HeavyStick]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99346


take a look and vote ladies

 

[alwaysawake]

Awwwwwww now AA you know that turtle is cute what is the matter with you... I was just reading how you going into the fires...and I agree with Toni...please be careful...

I am always careful and since I saw the fire jumped Hwy 31 (main road into town) on the news just a bit ago--I will be driving 4 plus hours just to turn around and come home (with pay! woohoo!) Will post whenever I get back to where I can get online...and na na na na na naaaaaaaa--our roads are ALL free--no tolls! Hee hee

 

[meop79]

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH PPPPPPPLLLLLEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEE!!!!

Meop79@yahoo.com

 

[alwaysawake]

I am always careful and since I saw the fire jumped Hwy 31 (main road into town) on the news just a bit ago--I will be driving 4 plus hours just to turn around and come home (with pay! woohoo!) Will post whenever I get back to where I can get online...and na na na na na naaaaaaaa--our roads are ALL free--no tolls! Hee hee

Just like I predicted...the road was closed--I drove home...ran into a hellacious thruderstorm that cracked the windshield in 3 spots and dented the hood. Now I get to take the vehicle to the State Motor Pool in the morning and explain the damage LOL I am well and bratty...like Patty!

 

[alwaysawake]

I know it isn't even close to being Christmas...but thought people would get a kick out of this! Enjoy and have a great day--AA

9 Reasons Santa Can't Be A Man


Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don't answer their mail.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men can't pack a bag.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
Men don't like to wrap presents, so if Santa were a man, the gifts would be in their bags.
Men don't ask for directions, and Santa would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

 

[tonitits]

Just like I predicted...the road was closed--I drove home...ran into a hellacious thruderstorm that cracked the windshield in 3 spots and dented the hood. Now I get to take the vehicle to the State Motor Pool in the morning and explain the damage LOL I am well and bratty...like Patty!

Sorry to hear about your truck, but I am glad that you are ok and did not have to go near the fires! Too dangerous, we can't have our bratty teddy bear getting hurt!

 

[alwaysawake]

Sorry to hear about your truck, but I am glad that you are ok and did not have to go near the fires! Too dangerous, we can't have our bratty teddy bear getting hurt!

Hiya Toni...hugs and kisses..If it were my truck then I'd be really upset...it was my government vehicle that got hammered! LOL Nahhhhh I am too big and tough to get hurt...thanks for the good wishes and have a GREAT day...better get ready for work soon here--AA x12

 

[1sexylady]

I know it isn't even close to being Christmas...but thought people would get a kick out of this! Enjoy and have a great day--AA

9 Reasons Santa Can't Be A Man


Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don't answer their mail.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men can't pack a bag.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
Men don't like to wrap presents, so if Santa were a man, the gifts would be in their bags.
Men don't ask for directions, and Santa would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

Well #2 is true......
and #4
and#6
and the last one....for sure...

 

[*ladylove*]

Running through..quickly depantsing aa...

5 quick swats with my cat 'o' nine tails!!


WOOOOOOHOOOOOO..look at that sexy red glow!!!

*ladylove*

 

[HeavyStick]

theres 1/2 of the Rodeo hussies...... well there went the boards

 

[alwaysawake]

Running through..quickly depantsing aa...

5 quick swats with my cat 'o' nine tails!!


WOOOOOOHOOOOOO..look at that sexy red glow!!!

*ladylove*

More More...LOL quickly catches her--dut tapes her...and gets out the feather! Hee Hee

and sexybrat...I'll deal with YOU later LMAO

 

[HeavyStick]

for goodness sake AA,


PULL UP YOUR PANTS.....

Doesn't Oregon have enough Lighthouse to keep ships from running aground.... hehe