alwaysawake.....aka CAPTAIN SMARTASS! Join "S.A.W.U."!!!!!!

[sweet baby lee]

gooooooo ll

bro your in trouble now

giggles.......ll got ya good



sbb

 

[alwaysawake]

ladylove does realize that I have her kid's email addy's--She thinks her life is a living hell now? Just wait until I plant some evil tricks in those kids' heads!

 

[sweet baby lee]

golly bro

im so glad your safe......dont scare me like that....love ya lots....sbb

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm sure you have some tricks up your sleeves AA, but we are talking about ll's kids, the local minister's

but for starters

1. Saran Wrap below the seat across the bowl.... this is nto a rush job take your time and get rid of the creases in the plastic.

2. for corded phones use 2 cords. one for the phone, one for the receiver. when the person answers the look on the face is priceless

another alternative to this is to use 2 receivers. put the real one in a drawer and the fake on the receiver. hide the cord very well

 

[alwaysawake]

I'm sure you have some tricks up your sleeves AA, but we are talking about ll's kids, the local minister's

but for starters

1. Saran Wrap below the seat across the bowl.... this is nto a rush job take your time and get rid of the creases in the plastic.

2. for corded phones use 2 cords. one for the phone, one for the receiver. when the person answers the look on the face is priceless

another alternative to this is to use 2 receivers. put the real one in a drawer and the fake on the receiver. hide the cord very well

I was thinking more along the lines of covering each doorknob in syrup and Ben Gay on the toilet seat (leave with a glow )

 

[*ladylove*]

More More...LOL quickly catches her--dut tapes her...and gets out the feather! Hee Hee

and sexybrat...I'll deal with YOU later LMAO

* evil grin*...mmm..you know what that feather treatment does to me you wicked man!

*quickly knawing thru my taped restraints..running my long sharp nails over aa's chest rather roughly*

Don't start what you may not be able to handle....*evil cackles*

*ladylove*

 

[alwaysawake]

* evil grin*...mmm..you know what that feather treatment does to me you wicked man!

*quickly knawing thru my taped restraints..running my long sharp nails over aa's chest rather roughly*

Don't start what you may not be able to handle....*evil cackles*

*ladylove*

Since she IS a rodeo woman...lassoes and hog ties her...Calling 911 for the deep wounds to my chest!

 

[*ladylove*]

theres 1/2 of the Rodeo hussies...... well there went the boards

And no sign of the other half...*sigh*...goodness I'll really have to work hard to make up for that!

 

[HeavyStick]

vaseline under the car door handles.... (we know there is a HUGE supply of that in her house)

gluing a coffee cup to the counter top, then filling it up. "Hey ll your coffee is ready" that's a nice one for you office people

 

[HeavyStick]

And no sign of the other half...*sigh*...goodness I'll really have to work hard to make up for that!

ll against 2 guys.... why am I not suprised..... hehe

 

[*ladylove*]

Since she IS a rodeo woman...lassoes and hog ties her...Calling 911 for the deep wounds to my chest!

OH BOY...he's calling in reinforcements!!!!! EMT's! maybe I can teach them a little about "nursing"!

*wiggling out of my ropes*...AA you should have known that wouldn't hold me, I am an expert after all.

*crawling across the floor..growling and hissing..licking my lips with a seductive grin* Come 'ere big boy, this kitty's got somethin' for ya..*evil cackles of glee*

 

[*ladylove*]

Now it is just NO FAIR attempting to rally my kids against me! They are MY spawn after all.

I wouldn't stand a chance!

 

[alwaysawake]

vaseline under the car door handles.... (we know there is a HUGE supply of that in her house)

gluing a coffee cup to the counter top, then filling it up. "Hey ll your coffee is ready" that's a nice one for you office people

Tape the phone receiver in the cradle with strapping tape...put salt in sugar container and vice versa...put a baggie with warm oatmeal in it under the covers at the foot of the bed and remove pillow and fill the pillow case with shaving cream! I am an evil one!

 

[HeavyStick]

hey ll..... how many are in your litter?

 

[*ladylove*]

ll against 2 guys.... why am I not suprised..... hehe

Only two!...sheesh..I could handle you two in my sleep!

*stretching and yawning softly*

 

[*ladylove*]

hey ll..... how many are in your litter?

2 in my litter..equal to 15 normal children..hehehehe

 

[alwaysawake]

OH BOY...he's calling in reinforcements!!!!! EMT's! maybe I can teach them a little about "nursing"!

*wiggling out of my ropes*...AA you should have known that wouldn't hold me, I am an expert after all.

*crawling across the floor..growling and hissing..licking my lips with a seductive grin* Come 'ere big boy, this kitty's got somethin' for ya..*evil cackles of glee*

I know THAT kitty bites...and hard too! Runs away...making plots of what more stuff to tell the kids...fill the bathtub with Jello..hmmmmm

 

[*ladylove*]

I know THAT kitty bites...and hard too! Runs away...making plots of what more stuff to tell the kids...fill the bathtub with Jello..hmmmmm

Checking flight schedules to send my kids to AA's for the rest of the summer...*evil cackles*

 

[HeavyStick]

2 in my litter..equal to 15 normal children..hehehehe

a boy and a girl right?



and as far as you handling us in your sleep. I won't answer that on the account my 4'11 duckie is actually much taller than that when angry.

 

[HeavyStick]

Checking flight schedules to send my kids to AA's for the rest of the summer...*evil cackles*

Don't worry AA,

Interpol has them listed as domestic terrorists, they won't make it off the plane

 

[alwaysawake]

Checking flight schedules to send my kids to AA's for the rest of the summer...*evil cackles*

OHHHHH GOODY! Wait until I send them back...totally indoctrinated in Brat 101, 102, and 103! Mwahahahahaha--evil laugh!

 

[*ladylove*]

a boy and a girl right?



and as far as you handling us in your sleep. I won't answer that on the account my 4'11 duckie is actually much taller than that when angry.

yep, one of each.

and as for your dirty mind, I was talking in complete innocence of course! *adjusting my beautiful glowing halo*

 

[HeavyStick]

hehe

I can hear one of the kids now after AA tutoring.... "Let me guess mom you didn't get my I don't give a shit memo?, you need me to fwd it again

 

[*ladylove*]

OHHHHH GOODY! Wait until I send them back...totally indoctrinated in Brat 101, 102, and 103! Mwahahahahaha--evil laugh!

send them back? by then I'll be set up at my new address, complete name change and cabana boy at my beck and command...*giggling*

 

[HeavyStick]

yep, one of each.

and as for your dirty mind, I was talking in complete innocence of course! *adjusting my beautiful glowing halo*

Beautiful glowing halo is a plastic hoop from her kids toy box