Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[TANSTAAFL58]

bwahaa oh that will brings to mind another urban legend but yeah

1) you are probably correct there are some of us Brazen hussies who might corrupt the virginal men of lit. Sorry not sorry, they aren't sorry either.

2) can you train a dude to clean my house? for Science?

3) I am unaware of Troll limits, I think it is like pokemon, catch as many as you wish.

Now, Most importantly though. Even though you don't like those above sporty teams, I do know you like some sort of sport that has teams, so I want to say your sportsball team are pussies. On a scale of 0-10 please rate your annoyance of me picking on your sportsball team with 0 being you don't care to 10 being you almost considered caring then forgot to care.

Let's see

1. I consider the Brazen Hussies of AmPics are doing God's work (He being too busy making bumblebees fly and popping up the next Kleenex)

2. I once had a dude practically beg me to be his Dom. I declined, reminding him that my profile said "straight" and I was not doing sex stuff with a guy. I will see if he's still around and send him to East Bumblefuck with a Dyson and a Magic Eraser.

3. Good. One is overdue (likely lost the key to the basement). I will check "Fetish" and "BDSM". You never know where they will be. Although I think they are intimidated by the range of Fetishes and are afraid of pissing off folks who play with whips and chains...

I'm gonna saaaaay, uh, 9 because my Toronto Maple Leafs can't seem to win anything...and I am stealing "sportsball" for my next story...which I will finish one day...There is a rumour that TAN actually finished a story. (True, see below)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, I heard an lit urban legend that only men are so rude and inappropriate as to send unsolicited indecent pictures to people they do not know. I know for a fact that this is untrue. It may not happen a lot, as I am a total slacker, but I am a woman and I am rude and inappropriate enough. For Science.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Let's see

1. I consider the Brazen Hussies of AmPics are doing God's work (He being too busy making bumblebees fly and popping up the next Kleenex)

2. I once had a dude practically beg me to be his Dom. I declined, reminding him that my profile said "straight" and I was not doing sex stuff with a guy. I will see if he's still around and send him to East Bumblefuck with a Dyson and a Magic Eraser.

3. Good. One is overdue (likely lost the key to the basement). I will check "Fetish" and "BDSM". You never know where they will be. Although I think they are intimidated by the range of Fetishes and are afraid of pissing off folks who play with whips and chains...

I'm gonna saaaaay, uh, 9 because my Toronto Maple Leafs can't seem to win anything...and I am stealing "sportsball" for my next story...which I will finish one day...There is a rumour that TAN actually finished a story. (True, see below)

I got sportsball from Lais in chaos. I think it shall become a Literism. I was going with Go or Boo Sporty team moving the sporty thingy to the right thingy to get point thingies.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I got sportsball from Lais in chaos. I think it shall become a Literism. I was going with Go or Boo Sporty team moving the sporty thingy to the right thingy to get point thingies.

Lais?Chaos? You mean Kaos? these guys? https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-C_XQlAatENk/V45VB-BKiFI/AAAAAAAAYzY/Yyx0qe29IdIDBz8guKgJQhsOga82K3ZiACLcB/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2016-07-19%2Bat%2B9.27.29%2BAM.png

(If you get that, you're really old...go to be gramps)

NAd, it's OK that you don't understand Hockey...neither do the Leafs...

 

[jason28053]

* looks in mirror - “Amber, Amber, Amber”

Well fuck me backwards with an oak tree! That really works

Silly girl, it’s Debbie, Debbie, Debbie

 

[Dribble]

I'm hoping this gets answered. you made me curious.

I don't know why...but when a woman smiles and says please...I need your help...people do. It is their gift.

Perg was a guy that could pull that off too. Unfortunately...we lost him not long ago.

Was it the massive orgy that comes to everyone's mind? I didn't find that. Sure...some people hooked up. But what it was was a fucking unreal amount of laughter. My fucking face hurt from smiling. With the right people...it could be fun.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't know why...but when a woman smiles and says please...I need your help...people do. It is their gift.

Perg was a guy that could pull that off too. Unfortunately...we lost him not long ago.

Was it the massive orgy that comes to everyone's mind? I didn't find that. Sure...some people hooked up. But what it was was a fucking unreal amount of laughter. My fucking face hurt from smiling. With the right people...it could be fun.

When you know who you're talking to on the other end of the screen it changes the way you speak to one another. You know who the jokers are when they may be joking. When something is a little out of character.

Having enough people care enough to meet each other was the moderating factor that made that time on lit as enjoyable as it was.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don't know why...but when a woman smiles and says please...I need your help...people do. It is their gift.

Perg was a guy that could pull that off too. Unfortunately...we lost him not long ago.

Was it the massive orgy that comes to everyone's mind? I didn't find that. Sure...some people hooked up. But what it was was a fucking unreal amount of laughter. My fucking face hurt from smiling. With the right people...it could be fun.

I do believe you are correct on point 1. It still amazes me though, even though it seems a life fact. I do think the get togethers just sounds delightful. I am sorry I wasn't here back in the day.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

While I never met anyone, I enjoyed that time as well. The laughter to be had was rampant.

So, so good

It flares up from time to time here still, but it's nowhere near as consistent.

 

[Photog1rl]

Saying someone’s name in a mirror three times makes them appear.

This makes me soo conflicted. I’d love this and probably not love it

 

[Photog1rl]

Hell...we even posted pics here of the get together. It was a competition of which was bigger....east coast vs west

This absolutely floors me! I can’t even imagine. Don’t get me wrong, I love that it happened (happens) but I don’t think I would be brave enough to attend.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So I do have some stories that I've witnessed over the years. Some of them align with posts on the Literotica Legends.

Have y'all heard about the schoolteacher, Mrs G, who was having an affair with an underage student? It was such a shocking thing to watch her rip lit apart over the morality of it all. Some people were rightly mortified whilst others defended her.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

There’s an urban legend that says I’m not so popular with the ladies of lit. Ladies, please dispel this myth once and for all in my DMs!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This absolutely floors me! I can’t even imagine. Don’t get me wrong, I love that it happened (happens) but I don’t think I would be brave enough to attend.

I'm jokingly (but kinda seriously) planning a litcation with a few people I've met here. But we've been interacting for almost a decade at this point.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So I do have some stories that I've witnessed over the years. Some of them align with posts on the Literotica Legends.

Have y'all heard about the schoolteacher, Mrs G, who was having an affair with an underage student? It was such a shocking thing to watch her rip lit apart over the morality of it all. Some people were rightly mortified whilst others defended her.

how long ago was this? and more story time Aussie, please.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

how long ago was this? and more story time Aussie, please.

Ages. Maybe 8 years? Maybe more. She was around way longer than she should have been allowed to stay. But it shows how times are changing in front of our eyes. We're getting better.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There’s a rumor circulating around here that I’ve been on lit for most of the past two decades. It’s true. Does that make me a loser?

nah, you are good. we all need hobbies.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

There’s a rumor circulating around here that I’ve been on lit for most of the past two decades. It’s true. Does that make me a loser?

You're just a phoenix.

You need to learn to go out with more of a flaming bang

 

[Photog1rl]

oh, that is so true, but everywhere. I used to check Craigslist personals, and could never meet the criteria. Hell, more than half are either look for young or mature, and I am old and immature, so right there, I am out at line one.

Omg same! Want to be friends?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I…..Nevermind. I’m behaving in this iteration.

Bullshit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Aussieeeeeeeeee…..we go back like Big Macs and peppermint Patties! I’m the harmless sort.

That I can confirm.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Omg same! Want to be friends?

sure, I have been meaning to say hi actually. I just wait to see if new chicks stick around lol.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

ok, I have heard this one both ways. Either all married folks here without their partners are in sexless marriages, or men constantly lie about being in sexless marriages. I am not in a sexless marriages, just not enough sex. Most men do tell me about sexless marriages, but, here is the thing, I believe almost all. They have no reason to lie to me. If anything, I want to have little vicarious enjoyment of others awesome and kinky sex lives. I have no requirement or leg up for men not sleeping with their wives. I do not think the men lie about this near as much as I hear they do.

 

[Dribble]

When you look at the Hard Rules as to what is ok to write about...there is a reason. She was one.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

send me funny men with low standards please.

*ahem*